Wirey
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There are a lot of posts around here lately about what or who is gay or tranny. Here's a tip: If your opinion about someone's same-sex orientation is anything other than "Who give a rat's behind," you're gay. And I can prove it.
I care very much about baseball. If someone says "A-Rod shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame," I have an opinion. I've thought about it. Because it matters to me. If someone says "Pele shouldn't be in the Soccer Hall of Fame," I don't care. Because soccer is a boring European pansy-fest where you can't use your arms, just like tap dancing. Great 'sport', that. Therefore, you can see I don't waste time thinking about soccer. Because I'm not a soccer fan. With me so far?
If someone says "Person X is gay," I don't care. I haven't thought about it, and it has zero effect on my sex life. But what would it mean if I did care? Oooh, that might mean I have thought about it. That would mean I've always wondered if Person X's mouth was as soft as it looked. That might mean I've wondered what those big hairy hands would feel like on my hip bones. But that would mean Dad was right when he called my a wussy. That would mean all the kids who pointed out that I run like a girl were right! I can't have that! So I'll squeeze my Bible/Torah/Koran as hard as I can! Jesus/Mel Brooks/Mohammed will save me! I'll be masculine!
When you post a thread about being turned gay, or banning gays, or evil gays, what you're actually doing is letting all of us know that you are gay and don't wish to be, and you'd like to blame some outside force for making Ryan Reynolds look like he was poured into those jeans. Congratulations! You've been out-ed by yourself!
I care very much about baseball. If someone says "A-Rod shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame," I have an opinion. I've thought about it. Because it matters to me. If someone says "Pele shouldn't be in the Soccer Hall of Fame," I don't care. Because soccer is a boring European pansy-fest where you can't use your arms, just like tap dancing. Great 'sport', that. Therefore, you can see I don't waste time thinking about soccer. Because I'm not a soccer fan. With me so far?
If someone says "Person X is gay," I don't care. I haven't thought about it, and it has zero effect on my sex life. But what would it mean if I did care? Oooh, that might mean I have thought about it. That would mean I've always wondered if Person X's mouth was as soft as it looked. That might mean I've wondered what those big hairy hands would feel like on my hip bones. But that would mean Dad was right when he called my a wussy. That would mean all the kids who pointed out that I run like a girl were right! I can't have that! So I'll squeeze my Bible/Torah/Koran as hard as I can! Jesus/Mel Brooks/Mohammed will save me! I'll be masculine!
When you post a thread about being turned gay, or banning gays, or evil gays, what you're actually doing is letting all of us know that you are gay and don't wish to be, and you'd like to blame some outside force for making Ryan Reynolds look like he was poured into those jeans. Congratulations! You've been out-ed by yourself!
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