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Soul for Sale

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by The Hammer, Aug 8, 2022.

  1. The Hammer

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    Slightly used. Still serviceable.

    Some dark blemishes.

    All sales final. No refunds.

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    Bidding starts at $10.
     
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  2. Stevicus

    Stevicus Veteran Member
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    Well, if you have the original 45s, I'm sure they're worth more than $10.

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  3. Orbit

    Orbit I'm a planet

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    As William S. Burroughs said "Every soul might be worth selling, but not every soul is worth buying". I will leave you to contemplate that now.
     
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  4. Sedim Haba

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    This reminds me for some reason of the Simpsons episode where Bart sells his soul.
     
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  5. Aštra’el

    Aštra’el Aštara, Blade of Aštoreth

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    I once had a dream that I rappelled through a stained glass window during a storm, into a cathedral to fight a demon goddess. She laughed maniacally, stretched out her hand and emitted waves of vivid violet energy. I watched the world around me become bigger and bigger, and blurrier and blurrier. Then I was absorbed into a box, and saw several other trapped souls within it shaped like glowing Ankhs. It was kind of terrifying.
     
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  6. mangalavara

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    I misread that as ‘Some bark blemishes.’ Probably fitting, eh?
     
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  7. Guitar's Cry

    Guitar's Cry The "I" in Reality

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    Still serviceable, eh? Dark blemishes you say? I'll take it for 10.
     
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  8. Stevicus

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