Soul for Sale

[The Hammer]

Slightly used. Still serviceable.

Some dark blemishes.

All sales final. No refunds.

Bidding starts at $10.

 

[Stevicus]

Well, if you have the original 45s, I'm sure they're worth more than $10.

 

[Orbit]

As William S. Burroughs said "Every soul might be worth selling, but not every soul is worth buying". I will leave you to contemplate that now.

 

[Sedim Haba]

This reminds me for some reason of the Simpsons episode where Bart sells his soul.

 

[Aštra’el]

I once had a dream that I rappelled through a stained glass window during a storm, into a cathedral to fight a demon goddess. She laughed maniacally, stretched out her hand and emitted waves of vivid violet energy. I watched the world around me become bigger and bigger, and blurrier and blurrier. Then I was absorbed into a box, and saw several other trapped souls within it shaped like glowing Ankhs. It was kind of terrifying.

 

[mangalavara]

Some dark blemishes.

I misread that as ‘Some bark blemishes.’ Probably fitting, eh?

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Still serviceable, eh? Dark blemishes you say? I'll take it for 10.

 

[Stevicus]