Replace every vowel in your name with oob

[Stanyon]

Stoobnyoobn, psychic to the stars
Or Jewish

 

[ChristineM]

Chroobstoobnoobm

And it looks great to a dyslexic

 

[Vinayaka]

How about do it for the Alabama quarterback, Tuanigamanualepola Tagovailoa? (just Tua for short)

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Soobphoobc. Doobmoobn Soobphoobc.

 

[oldbadger]

This is just silly.
Yours faithfully,
oobldboobdgoobr

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Actually 007’s would be. Boobnd. Joobmoobs Boobnd.

Much better than mine.

 

[Audie]

His man boobs are very attractive to Germans.

Dont even try to say you didnt ask for it.

 

[Audie]

And a revolting bonus-

 

[Revoltingest]

Dont even try to say you didnt ask for it.

The connection must be too sophisticated for me to see it.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Broobckjoobctoobvoobtoob

 

[SalixIncendium]

SoobloobxOobncoobndooboobm

Would someone please tell me how to pronounce that?

 

[Subduction Zone]

What if my name was
Humuhumunukuapua'a???

Soobdoobctooboobn Zoobnoob.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

booboobnhoobroobboobfoobrooboobgooboobn

Sounds like Ent talk to me...

 

[Jainarayan]

haha. Do you know what that word is?

Not a clue.

 

[Audie]

Not a clue.

A Hawaiian fish, as in video

 

[Valjean]

What if my name was
Humuhumunukuapua'a???

You'd probably be crowned queen of Hawaii.

 

[Aupmanyav]

But why are you changing from English (US or British) to Orangutan language?