Religion In a Nutshell...

[Quagmire]

Religion in a nutshell:

 

[mangalavara]

What would you say in response to this?

I would say that a course in world religions would change that person's perception.

 

[Secret Chief]

What would you say in response to this?

Trite.

 

[night912]

I hope he never coked. That would change my perception of him.

You never know, maybe that was how he reached nirvana. Obviously I wasn't referring to the band because it was herion that reached that nirvana.

 

[Muffled]

So I tripped over this in a FB page I follow...

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a huge steak. But all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, “You were born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic.”
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled steaks filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors.
As the priest rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while chanting, “You wuz born a cow, you wuz raised a cow, but now you are a catfish.”
That folks, is religion in a nutshell...
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I'm sure there will be fallout on my reply...

This folks, is ignorance of what "religion" is.
Not all religion is rooted in Abrahamic dogma.
Know your nutshell.
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What would you say in response to this?

I believe I would say that is false religion in a nutshell. Not all religions are as good as Abrahamic religions.

 

[Muffled]

Lmao! I mean you gotta give it to Bubba, he found a solution

I wonder if Bubba was a born again Baptist whether he could become a dead again Catholic.

 

[Muffled]

I misread Bubba as Buddha. So...thats my only reply.

I believe the Buddha turned away from Hinduism so he could eat the grilled holy cow.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Not all religions are as good as Abrahamic religions.

Oh, please do expand on this. I do so love hearing how religions such as mine are inferior to religions such as yours...