I just recieved this recall notice---- it said to pass it on, sounds quite important.
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorised repair service free of charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Y'shua haMoshiach (a.k.a. Jesus Christ), has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. The number to call for repair of models with the Hebrew module installed is: úôìä (Tephilah), and for models with only the English module installed: </SPAN>P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected please upload the burden of SIN through the úùåáä(Teshubah) / REPENTANCE protocol. Next, initiate a streaming download of [/SIZE]úåøä - TORAH[SIZE=+0][SIZE=+0] from the Repair Technician into the heart component of the human unit. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, following the instructions in [/SIZE][/SIZE]úåøä[SIZE=+0] - TORAH will replace it with: [/SIZE][SIZE=+0][SIZE=+0]
[SIZE=+0]Please see the úåøä - TORAH human being operating manual for further details on the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance by His very own source-code, the Ruach haKodesh. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up residence to assist in applying continual úåøä - TORAH upgrades as they become known through the streaming download.[/SIZE]
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Important Recall Notice
Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code-named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect is technically termed "Serious Internal Nontorahism", but is more commonly known simply as "SIN". Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect include: [SIZE=+0]
This defect is technically termed "Serious Internal Nontorahism", but is more commonly known simply as "SIN". Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect include: [SIZE=+0]
* Loss of direction
* Lack of peace and joy
* Depression
* Foul vocal emissions
* Selfishness
* Ingratitude
* Fearfulness
* Rebellion
* Jealousy
* Lack of peace and joy
* Depression
* Foul vocal emissions
* Selfishness
* Ingratitude
* Fearfulness
* Rebellion
* Jealousy
Once connected please upload the burden of SIN through the úùåáä(Teshubah) / REPENTANCE protocol. Next, initiate a streaming download of [/SIZE]úåøä - TORAH[SIZE=+0][SIZE=+0] from the Repair Technician into the heart component of the human unit. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, following the instructions in [/SIZE][/SIZE]úåøä[SIZE=+0] - TORAH will replace it with: [/SIZE][SIZE=+0][SIZE=+0]
[/SIZE][/SIZE]* Love
* Joy
* Peace
* Kindness
* Goodness
* Faithfulness
* Gentleness
* Patience
* Self-control
* Joy
* Peace
* Kindness
* Goodness
* Faithfulness
* Gentleness
* Patience
* Self-control
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance by His very own source-code, the Ruach haKodesh. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up residence to assist in applying continual úåøä - TORAH upgrades as they become known through the streaming download.[/SIZE]
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WARNING:[/SIZE]
Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the human unit being</SPAN> incinerated.
Thank you for your attention.
[SIZE=+0]Please assist by notifying others of this important recall notice[/SIZE]
Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the human unit being</SPAN> incinerated.
Thank you for your attention.
[SIZE=+0]Please assist by notifying others of this important recall notice[/SIZE]