Quote of the Day

[Nyiix]

'Things are made of stuff' - Bill Nye

Laughed way harder than I should have

 

[Brickjectivity]

I wonder if he ever tried out to be a Dr. Who?

 

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Homer Simpson......

"You're having your boobs embiggened?
You don't have to.
They're fine just the way they'll be."

 

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Homer Simpson: "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb."

 

[roger1440]

 

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Lenny (talking about a heartbroken Smithers) to Homer & Carl....
We have got to get that guy a woman.....a woman who can find him a man!

 

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(From King Of The Hill)
Tom Landry Middle School Principal Moss.....
"I got that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk."

 

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What a waiter says to Homer Simpson, after calling him "Frenchie".....
"I'm not French.....I'm just pissy."

 

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Marge: Homer, when did you become a member of PETA?
Homer: Well, you know me. I love animals. Beef, chicken, veal.

 

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[Milton Platt]

Red meat is NOT bad for you. GREEN meat is bad for you.......

 

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[Quagmire]

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

-- Terry Pratchett

 

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Homer got sprayed by a skunk while playing one of those Pokemon type games on his phone....
Marge: That game is too dangerous.
Homer: The game is fine. It's reality that's dangerous.