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POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

Bird123

Bird123

Well-Known Member
As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Bird123 said:
As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????
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I would show myself to the world but I would do it as the flying spaghetti monster just to **** with everybody.
 
Starlight

Starlight

Spiritual but not religious, new age and omnist
Bird123 said:
As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????
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I'm not God. But i hope I am God's child.
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Hold on! I get what the catch is! You can't fool me, Bird. You make me god, I live for eternity, right? Which means I pay an infinite amount in taxes. NO THANKS! Give the job to @SalixIncendium or @Quagmire!
 
Starlight

Starlight

Spiritual but not religious, new age and omnist
Bird123 said:
As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????
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But do you believe that you are God? in what way? That all humans has a spirit thats one with God, in a mysticism way? or that you as person is God and no other?
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Bird123 said:
To what end? For what goal???
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Think about it: the people who came up with the flying spaghetti monster don't actually believe in the flying spaghetti monster so their minds would be blown more than anybody else's:

"Wait WHAT??? We were right"???

---"No we weren't right, remember we're atheists, we don't believe in any God"!

"But,,,, there it is! What the hell do we do with that"??

---"Quick!!! Maybe we can still get a copyright for the merchandising""!!!


That and the fact that all the religious people would have to stop fighting with each other. That would be nice too.
 
Bird123

Bird123

Well-Known Member
Meandflower said:
But do you believe that you are God? in what way? That all humans has a spirit thats one with God, in a mysticism way? or that you as person is God and no other?
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WE are all made in God's image as we are all Spiritual beings thereby eternal. We are all on the path to learn to be like God. AS for me being God, I have neither the intellect nor the capability.

Perhaps, this is a exercise for all to try and see through God's eyes.
 
Wandering Monk

Wandering Monk

Well-Known Member
Bird123 said:
As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????
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I would ask for a recount.
 
Bird123

Bird123

Well-Known Member
SalixIncendium said:
I give myself gender and bring on the erotic dancing girls, if for no other purpose than to break the thread.
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I said THINK things out!! You missed the fact that you are a Spiritual Being. No touching after all. You are really in trouble now. I didn't say you could have a second move.
 
Audie

Audie

Veteran Member
Bird123 said:
As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????
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Go back to being female, but taller.
 
SalixIncendium

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
Staff member
Premium Member
Bird123 said:
I said THINK things out!! You missed the fact that you are a Spiritual Being. No touching after all. You are really in trouble now. I didn't say you could have a second move.
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I already am a spiritual being. I just happen to be wearing a meat suit.

So what's the upside to being this God?
 
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