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Pick up lines women can't resist
- Thread starter Spiderman
- Start date
Tell her you're gay.
That all those years you spent learning how to make women squeal and moan were rather a waste of time.
Then lose her phone number.
Dem bytchez be on you like white on rice.
Tom
You're from one of those cold countries, aren't you.
Tom
- For a fat girl, you don't sweat much.
- Are those real?
- Do you have any good looking friends?
- These are my favorite socks in these sandals.
- Wanna have a slide rule sword fight?
And for Amish gals....
- Do thee come to barn raisings often?
- Thy buggy is b1tchen.
- Are those real?
- Do you have any good looking friends?
- These are my favorite socks in these sandals.
- Wanna have a slide rule sword fight?
And for Amish gals....
- Do thee come to barn raisings often?
- Thy buggy is b1tchen.
Salvador
RF's Swedenborgian
A couple of pick-up lines most ladies find charming are as follows:
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
"You must be from Ireland, because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin"
True story....
I saw a nice look'n gal in a bar.
Me: "Let's skip the lines & banter. We're both here for the same thing. What say we go do it?"
Her: "Yeah, let's go pick up some chicks."
I saw a nice look'n gal in a bar.
Me: "Let's skip the lines & banter. We're both here for the same thing. What say we go do it?"
Her: "Yeah, let's go pick up some chicks."
No no no.
Don't promise anything.
When she calls you, tell her you need 5 dollars. Refer vaguely to your elderly mother or something. Then hang up.
Women want to be needed. At least any of the ones who would bang you do.
Trust me.
Tom
Do you have any _________ in you? (Fill on blank with an obscure country)
Want some?
The more I drink, the prettier you get!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
My name’s _________ Just so you know what to scream.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Want some?
The more I drink, the prettier you get!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
My name’s _________ Just so you know what to scream.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
My hovercraft is full of eels!
Will you go to bed with me for $10000.
Oh yes.
Well how about $5
What sort of woman do you think i am
We already established that now we are negotiating the price
Oh yes.
Well how about $5
What sort of woman do you think i am
We already established that now we are negotiating the price
I would abstain from "Get in the van" as an opening line.
If she is impoverished, maybe you could woo her with a meal. I do not know her level of impoverishment, but maybe McDonald's would seem impressive to her.
I have heard that joke before. Still funny.
Me too... Oh!
Tell her you love spiders. Especially the big hairy ones.
If she does too, that it will impress her. If I were a single, that would be a winner for me.
If she does not, then you will save a lot of time by not dating the wrong one.
Ciao
- viole
Spiderman
Veteran Member
She loves my spiders. She has a python so I think we both appreciate creepy critters.
I that aroma i can smell your _______ ot my feet
Spiderman
Veteran Member
I'm so glad when a chick likes spiders. Even an unnatractive woman is suddenly beautiful when she holds my spideys.