Pick up lines women can't resist

[james dixon]

I posted this question on another forum on this site but have not gotten an answer yet; so I post it here too--

When I was very young, I believed love making was for the procreation of children. That’s how I got here as well as my other three brothers and a sister. It was the natural flow of life.

This is how I lived my life; which gave me two sons and a happy marriage; the term “sex” never entered my mind.

Now with my wife gone and my children having children of their own the need for comfort still exists, so I am here to ask;

Is wanting the comfort of a woman knowing you have no intention of having children in the process a bad thing---

Is this a sin--?

 

[Spiderman]

I wish I were your socks so I could be with you every step of the way. I have a foot fetish. May I lick your toes and trim your tonails with my teeth?

We just met and I already want to grow old with you.

 

[shunyadragon]

Man: "I want to count your freckles.

Woman: "I do not have any freckles."

Man: "I bet I can find one."

 

[Spiderman]

I want to inhale a fart from your anus

 

[Spiderman]

I would abstain from "Get in the van" as an opening line.

If she is impoverished, maybe you could woo her with a meal. I do not know her level of impoverishment, but maybe McDonald's would seem impressive to her.

Interesting you should mention that , because earlier today that is precisely what I did .

 

[youknowme]

Wanna go back to my place? As long as we are quiet we won't wake up my mom.

 

[dybmh]

Let me know if this is a good idea for that special someone:

So, I'm basically dating an impoverished but cute female. I'm wondering what to say that might get me to second base.

If not, what are your favorite pick up lines?

If that's you in the video, I would work on the delivery. Try the same lines en francais. Everything sounds better in french.

 

[dybmh]

Exhibit A: Flying Sheep. Seems like a great idea... en francais.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Interesting you should mention that , because earlier today that is precisely what I did .

I am assuming you mean the offer of a meal and not the van thing. I hope.

 

[Spiderman]

If that's you in the video, I would work on the delivery. Try the same lines en francais. Everything sounds better in french.

Lol. Yeah, that's me. The only women that dig me are batsh*t crazy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Upon seeing a gal eating alone, & getting ready to pay the tab....
"Excuse me, are you going to finish that?"

This line has never failed.

 

[dybmh]

Lol. Yeah, that's me. The only women that dig me are batsh*t crazy.

Hey man, crazy isn't always bad.

Have you tried mood music? Hiring a singing Jamaican crab?

 

[dybmh]

Depending on the version of crazy you are working with:

Skip French. Go straight to Klingon. It's not just for sane people at Star Trek conventions.

In 2003 the Associated Press circulated a job posting for Oregon County Health services for an "Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon."

"The county’s purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway, greeted the request with initial skepticism. “I questioned it myself when it first came in.”


But, she adds, “There are some cases where we’ve had mental health patients where this was all they would speak.”

The story is listed on snopes, but the above quotes are true. They actually had needed Klingon speakers in the County Mental Health system. The job posting however was a joke.

FACT CHECK: Oregon Hires Klingon Interpreter

 

[Revoltingest]

9 Klingon Pickup Lines Better Than "Hey Girl"

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I posted this question on another forum on this site but have not gotten an answer yet; so I post it here too--

When I was very young, I believed love making was for the procreation of children. That’s how I got here as well as my other three brothers and a sister. It was the natural flow of life.

This is how I lived my life; which gave me two sons and a happy marriage; the term “sex” never entered my mind.

Now with my wife gone and my children having children of their own the need for comfort still exists, so I am here to ask;

Is wanting the comfort of a woman knowing you have no intention of having children in the process a bad thing---

Is this a sin--?

Hey mate...short answer is no.
But longer answer is that this question might be better off in it's own thread, if you're after some more considered answers. This thread is a little more on the 'loose' side.

 

[james dixon]

This thread is a little more on the 'loose' side

I am a loser so here is the place I belong -

wait, I looked at the OP & you are right.
actually, my post doesn't belong anywhere

 

[Twilight Hue]

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I am a loser so here is the place I belong -

wait, I looked at the OP & you are right.
actually, my post doesn't belong anywhere

Just make a new thread in the General Discussion area if you like.
I'll come share my thoughts, such as they are!!

 

[Wirey]

I posted this question on another forum on this site but have not gotten an answer yet; so I post it here too--

When I was very young, I believed love making was for the procreation of children. That’s how I got here as well as my other three brothers and a sister. It was the natural flow of life.

This is how I lived my life; which gave me two sons and a happy marriage; the term “sex” never entered my mind.

Now with my wife gone and my children having children of their own the need for comfort still exists, so I am here to ask;

Is wanting the comfort of a woman knowing you have no intention of having children in the process a bad thing---

Is this a sin--?

Yes, a horrible one. When you have those urges, you can make,them go away very easily. Just rub a cheese grater against the outside of your scrotum while yelling “Goodbye, Blue Monday!”

 

[Brickjectivity]

I hear that you have high standards, and right now I am the highest of anyone in here.