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- Thread starter Nanda
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I hear he plays a mean game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Nanda
Polyanna
It's like a dream come true!
Wandered Off
Sporadic Driveby Member
Anybody know to repair a tuba?
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Sure do. But first, you're going to need a ballpeen hammer, acetylene torch, a deck of tarot cards, and several hundred yards of carbon fiber filament.
Wandered Off
Sporadic Driveby Member
Well see that's kind of how I destroyed it...
I'm very disappointed, Nanda. There are sooo many worthier causes that you could devote all that free time to;
---their are Bolivian Swamp Beetles being threatened with extinction by unsanitary Bolivian bowling pin manufacturers.
---there are people with Multiple Personality Disorder who's civil rights are being violated by not being allowed to marry themselves.
---there are poems going unillustrated right here in RFs Poetry forum...
Wookiemonster
The*****isBack
You could always play one hippo with your hand and two of the others with your feet.
Is it bad that I've done that before?
Is it bad that I've done that before?
Nanda
Polyanna
It depends on which translation of Deuteronomy you accept.
Wookiemonster
The*****isBack
I accept the one that doesn't get me in trouble over feeting the hippos.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
"A hippo in the hand is worth two in the feet." - Deutoronomy epi x i)
More like "a hippo in the hand is worth a trip to the emergency room."
Ba-da-dum!
I see that your joke makes my quote sad.
