Pascal's wager... wager on Unicorn

[Pudding]

Once upon a time in many places, many thugs force many people to worship Unicorn follow-up with generations of generations of indoctrinating, what will this world be looks like?

Oh my Unicorn!
In Unicorn We Trust.
Unicorn is our father, we're Unicorn's children.
Unicorn loves you.
Unicorn of the gaps.
We are created in the image of Unicorn.
Pascal's wager... wager on Unicorn.
Evolution Vs. Creationism.
There are no aunicornists in foxholes.
Aunicornists are not permit to give testimony in court.
People swearing an oath "to Unicorn" in court.

 

[JustGeorge]

I love unicorns!

This will be fun.

When do I start looking more like Unicorn?

 

[Alien826]

When do I start looking more like Unicorn?

When you have a single horn.

(Brits will get this more more easily.)

Oops, you're female. Only applies to men.

 

[JustGeorge]

When you have a single horn.

(Brits will get this more more easily.)

Oops, you're female. Only applies to men.

Stupid sexist unicorn religion...

 

[mangalavara]

Unicorn loves you.

Unicorn loves you, too.

I love unicorns!

Unicorn bless you.

 

[The Hammer]

Behold! The Unicorn.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Unicorns work in mysterious ways.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Behold! The Unicorn.


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I can see he wasn't very popular with the ladies.

 

[The Hammer]

I can see he wasn't very popular with the ladies.

Says you.

Everyone loves that thick gray skin and singular deep penetrating horn

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Says you.

Everyone loves that thick gray skin and singular deep penetrating horn

Hmm... you may have a 'point'.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Stupid sexist unicorn religion...

That's okay, you can always worship the horn.

 

[JustGeorge]

Unicorn bless you.

Just... not with a horn.

 

[JustGeorge]

That's okay, you can always worship the horn.

Now why would I want to do that?

I'm sure its inflated enough already

 

[Subduction Zone]

Now why would I want to do that?

I'm sure its inflated enough already

I have to watch myself, this is not the eros forum

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I have to watch myself, this is not the eros forum

Pfft, you don't need the eros forum to talk about unic...

I see what you mean.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I can't believe I read every post in the unicorndamned thread!

 

[ChristineM]

I can see he wasn't very popular with the ladies.

Magnificent beast, wonderful horn, very popular with female unicorns

 

[osgart]

Define unicorn, so that I may find out if a unicorn exists or not. I'm afraid that unicorn is poorly defined, and I'm not sure what would be an ideal candidate for a unicorn. Unicorns are found in imaginations, and that's where I'd about expect a unicorn to exist, solely in imaginations.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Define unicorn, so that I may find out if a unicorn exists or not. I'm afraid that unicorn is poorly defined, and I'm not sure what would be an ideal candidate for a unicorn. Unicorns are found in imaginations, and that's where I'd about expect a unicorn to exist, solely in imaginations.

The love of unicorn will hug one's face off.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Behold! The Unicorn.


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Please tell me we weren't created in the image of that...