Neanderthals: The Cannibals?

[The Hammer]

The Role of Cannibalism in the Extinction of the Neandertals

There may be a link between cannibalism and the decline of Neanderthals. Yum yum yum.

I wonder if they tasted good .

 

[Nakosis]

The Role of Cannibalism in the Extinction of the Neandertals

There may be a link between cannibalism and the decline of Neanderthals. Yum yum yum.

I wonder if they tasted good .

I'm not extinct.
According to my DNA I have more Neanderthal DNA than 92% of people tested.
That makes me more Neanderthal than Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

 

[ChristineM]

The Role of Cannibalism in the Extinction of the Neandertals

There may be a link between cannibalism and the decline of Neanderthals. Yum yum yum.

I wonder if they tasted good .

I believe they tasted like pork.

 

[metis]

The Role of Cannibalism in the Extinction of the Neandertals

There may be a link between cannibalism and the decline of Neanderthals. Yum yum yum.

I wonder if they tasted good .

Is that what the book "How To Serve Your Fellow Man" is about?

 

[metis]

I'm not extinct.
According to my DNA I have more Neanderthal DNA than 92% of people tested.
That makes me more Neanderthal than Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

In terms of regions of the world, the highest percent of Neanderthal genes are found in Asia, although it's only a very small percent of the average. I can't remember what % that is, however.

 

[Nakosis]

In terms of regions of the world, the highest percent of Neanderthal genes are found in Asia, although it's only a very small percent of the average. I can't remember what % that is, however.

My report said it is less than 2%. Doesn't quantify it any further.

 

[metis]

My report said it is less than 2%. Doesn't quantify it any further.

Ya, thanks for that.

 

[Nakosis]

I believe they tasted like pork.

Want A bite?
I'll let you nibble on my ear.

 

[ChristineM]

The Role of Cannibalism in the Extinction of the Neandertals

There may be a link between cannibalism and the decline of Neanderthals. Yum yum yum.

I wonder if they tasted good .

A little humerous snippet, i once got a good ticking off for sticking my finger in a Neanderthals eye socket. I was at the museum helping to catalog some Neanderthal artifacts. The anthropologist in charge presented me with a male Neanderthal skull to examine. First thing i did was poke him in the eye (well you do don't you?). Actually to feel the texture of the orbit but it looked bad.

 

[Suave]

I'm not extinct.
According to my DNA I have more Neanderthal DNA than 92% of people tested.
That makes me more Neanderthal than Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

Unfortunately, having Neanderthal DNA won't help Neanderthals get into a prestigious university; whereas being Native American would be considered a most favorable attribute for admission into most U.S. colleges.

Accepted applicant!

Rejected applicant!

 

[Suave]

The Role of Cannibalism in the Extinction of the Neandertals

There may be a link between cannibalism and the decline of Neanderthals. Yum yum yum.

I wonder if they tasted good .

I'm guessing a primate eating another primate's brain might pose a considerable risk to the brain connoisseur contracting a fatal case of spongiform encephalopathies.

 

[lukethethird]

Neanderthals: The Cannibals?
What, they uncovered a large crock pot?

 

[ChristineM]

What? They uncovered a large crock pot?

The Neanderthal burial site at la roque saint christophe has burial goods including stone pots.

 

[England my lionheart]

You go on a head I’m having a ball,joke of course yuk but canabalism is still practised today,the Pygmy people of the Congo have been a tasty treat for sometime.

 

[Nakosis]

Unfortunately, having Neanderthal DNA won't help Neanderthals get into a prestigious university; whereas being Native American would be considered a most favorable attribute for admission into most U.S. colleges.

Accepted applicant!

Rejected applicant!

umm... How did you get a hold of my college application picture?

 

[Viker]

I believe they tasted like pork.

Probably so. But more like wild boar.

 

[Viker]

The Role of Cannibalism in the Extinction of the Neandertals

There may be a link between cannibalism and the decline of Neanderthals. Yum yum yum.

I wonder if they tasted good .

Old meme is relevant.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

I believe they tasted like pork.

If the Ju-Ju had meant us not to eat people, he wouldn't have made us of meat! (Flanders and Swann, at the Drop of a Hat, 1959).