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Chemultra thought of it first!Temple of the Heathenly Father, with me as the spiritial leader, making **** up as I go along.
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Dude-ism, it is where only Dudes are in charge of the religion right, females are given an inferior role, they have to stay quiet and keep covered up, they cant become priests like the Dudes, it is only Dudes that have a hotline to god, Dudes get the money from the faithful as well, and....what's that you say? Every religion in the world has already beaten me to the mark? Oh yeah? Who told you that? Probably one of the infidel from Chick-ism right? They claim they should have "equal rights" with the Dudes, that sort of talk is going to get you in Dude hell my friend, in Dude hell the only conversation is about "emotion" and "relationships", and there are literally NO wars and nobody even knows what a car or a motorbike, or SPORT is. Is that what you want "Dude"??? No, didn't think so. Repent and be saved, in Dude heaven there are loads of wars, video games, internet porn 24/7, the only way of getting around is by car or motorbike (really helps if you know your way around an engine), and rain is literally beer - chilled, and a decent alcohol content as well. Coming round to my way of thinking Dude? Yes, you know it makes sense. Dude-ism forever!
As the chief High Priest of Dude-ism (ignore those imposters the Reformed Dude-ists, they are heretics, they claim the rain in Dude heaven is made out of Budweiser, when the Big Dude in The Sky wrote, er some time ago, it is made out of Stella) I hereby declare a fatwa on Chemultra. It is clearly a false religion, and an offence to the Big Dude in The Sky. It's holy war!!Just embrace the original Chemultra. I can't believe you folks are talking about all this newfangled stuff that is merely a poor copy of the original.
Actually you can't. You can only declare against the false Chemultra which I am not a part of, so there is no ought between us. Anyway we invented fatwas, so stop copying us.As the chief High Priest of Dude-ism (ignore those imposters the Reformed Dude-ists, they are heretics, they claim the rain in Dude heaven is made out of Budweiser, when the Big Dude in The Sky wrote, er some time ago, it is made out of Stella) I hereby declare a fatwa on Chemultra. It is clearly a false religion, and an offence to the Big Dude in The Sky. It's holy war!!
Damn, thwarted by your legal mumbo jumbo! Just as well really, the faithful Dudes are too busy watching TV or drinking beer to be bothered with holy war. We are essentially a religion of peace.Actually you can't. You can only declare against the false Chemultra which I am not a part of, so there is no ought between us. Anyway we invented fatwas, so stop copying us.