Insult the poster above you!

[Quetzal]

This has been a stressful week, no matter what side of the aisle you like to sit on. I think the best way to let off some steam is to let the poster above you know what you really think of them.

There are rules!

1. It can't be personal, keep it light-hearted and fun.
2. You can't insult me (I don't make the rules).
3. Bonus points if you insult a mod, triple points if that mod is @Sunstone.
4. The points don't matter and hold no monetary value.

Since there is no one above me, I will get us started by picking a member totally at random.

@KenS is a political news readin, vote countin, glasses wearin candle sniffer!

Yeah! So take that!

 

[Onoma]

I got caught up at rule #2

 

[Revoltingest]

What a failure!
The thread's first.
And in a failed thread...cuz it copied an identical one I started long ago.
(Note: I'm insulting the thread, not its whining, slobbering, dim-witted,
mangy, flea infested, Twinkie eating author.

 

[Quetzal]

I got caught up at rule #2

Don't let that stop ya you rule abidin, pencil drawin sock bandit!

 

[Quetzal]

What a failure!
The thread's first.

Say that again you yella bellied, french speakin, match striker!

 

[Revoltingest]

Say that again you yella bellied, french speakin, match striker!

If you insist....
What a failure!
The thread's first.
Satisfied?
Ya ignant, pear polish'n, apple peel'n, blueberry bash'n, pimple popper!

 

[Thief]

hasn't this game been played before?

what a bunch of .......haggis eaters

 

[Thief]

You can't insult me (I don't make the rules).

what?.....you won't play the game you started?

what a whimp

 

[Sunstone]

1. Bonus points if you insult a mod, triple points if that mod is @Sunstone.

I see you have begun celebrating my birthday in your traditional manner two days early this year.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I see you have begun celebrating my birthday in your traditional manner two days early this year.

Happy early Birthday you geriatric, over-sexed, poetry-spewin’ mountain limper!




edit: Wooo Hooo!, Triple bonus!!

 

[Cooky]

Happy early Birthday you geriatric, over-sexed, poetry-spewin’ mountain limper!




edit: Wooo Hooo!, Triple bonus!!

Daemon Sophic...you...you ninny-binny..!

 

[Revoltingest]

He dresses haggis up as characters from Downton Abbey.
And then he has his way with Lady Sybil.
(Can't fault his choice.)

 

[ChristineM]

His kilt is too short for decent company, his sporran is a disgusting blob of lank fur (i assume it's his sporran) and his scrap brass is going rusty

 

[Daemon Sophic]

His kilt is too short for decent company, his sporran is a disgusting blob of lank fur (i assume it's his sporran) and his scrap brass is going rusty

Her avatar is that of a gaunt-faced, gap toothed, coffee-swillin’ ankle biter. She doen’t even have legs to get her high enough to be a knee biter. Alas! Poor Yorick! **chuck**

 

[ChristineM]

Her legs are long enough to make a flightless bird sigh and hang its beak in shame.

 

[Thief]

the deepest sin is believing science when it insists you believe in something with out evidence

dark matter.....dark energy

but IT HAS TO BE THERE!

we have numbers!!!!

 

[ChristineM]

the deepest sin is believing science when it insists you believe in something with out evidence

dark matter.....dark energy

but IT HAS TO BE THERE!

we have numbers!!!!

Speaks rubbish, science has "indirect evidence of dark matter" and has always said dark energy is a place holder for what is unknown

 

[Thief]

like the space in your skull?

 

[ChristineM]

like the space in your skull?

That is actually full of air filtered, dried and conditioned. But its difficult to tell from this angle so i won't blame you for not knowing

 

[Thief]

oh.....hot air......yeah