If you were a hooker.....

[Wirey]

What would you charge? Would you have limits? Would you expect life to turn out like 'Pretty Woman'?

 

[Revoltingest]

I would charge $1,000 per tryst.
I would take on only good looking gals in the 21 to 40 year old range.
I would never expect Richard Gere to spurn his gerbil for me.
I wouldn't be likely to notice that you correctly used the subjunctive case in your title.

 

[Vinayaka]

How you gonna live on a thouand bucks a year?

 

[Revoltingest]

How you gonna live on a thouand bucks a year?

You think I'd make that much?

 

[Vinayaka]

That's a thousand bucks more than me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, I ain't had me first client yet.

 

[Alceste]

I'd charge $5000 for a handshake, increasing exponentially for anything more, and I would only accept Johnny Depp as a client.

 

[Vinayaka]

Well, I ain't had me first client yet.

Are you waiting expectantly? What kind of marketing have you done?

 

[Revoltingest]

I do have this promotional video...

 

[Vinayaka]

Is that a signal for the speed that you will work at?

 

[LuisDantas]

I do have this promotional video...
(...)

My eyes! I can't unsee that now!

 

[Reptillian]

My eyes! I can't unsee that now!

Curse irreversibility and the 2nd law of thermodynamics...curse them!!!