If Science were a woman, would it be smart one?

[SigurdReginson]

If God were a dog, would it be a chihuahua?

Everyone knows it would be a Shiba. Rhymes with Shiva, therefore god.

For evidence, I submit the following for consideration.

I rest my case.

 

[Rival]

It might be Sekhmet, Who is associated with healing and fighting....

 

[blü 2]

Everyone knows it would be a Shiba. Rhymes with Shiva, therefore god.

For evidence, I submit the following for consideration.

I rest my case.

Are you sure that's not a seal?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You don't know much about women do you? So splatter them with sexist innuedo so they suite your imagination.

Not sure if i should report this thread or laught

I chose to shake my head sadly, and make my next coffee extra strong.
Still, you have to admit, suggesting that science is a woman, and then following it up with '...because it's hard to define, comes in all shapes, sizes and personality types, varying levels of intelligence, various worldviews, philosophies, habits, colours, fashion sense, sporting ability, maternal instincts and martial prowess...' really isn't very catchy.

 

[SigurdReginson]

Are you sure that's not a seal?

It is a seal... Sealiously cute! Ba-dum-tss!

 

[blü 2]

It is a seal... Sealiously cute! Ba-dum-tss!

Now you're being sealy.

 

[SigurdReginson]

Now you're being sealy.

You pretend you don't enjoy my pun, but then sucker punch me with a counter pun. This gets my seal of approval.

 

[rational experiences]

If space were a womb when it wasn't would you ask it is it a holy womb brother man? Would it answer?

No.

Would you as space as a fake thesis womb are you evil?

Would it answer?

No.

If you asked your sister is your human womb holy?

Only if you say so brother human.

Are you brother human holy?

Yes he would say as babies human who I am come out of your womb sister human.

Brother human theist is space my female womb?

No.

So science never a female makes the scientist my brother as a thinker a liar.

 

[blü 2]

Puns from floor to sealing!

Slàinte!

 

[Clara Tea]

Surely, she would be very attractive physically and rich.
But she will never trust you, she will never trust your logic,
she will look up for fun with you. She will use you (if you are lucky enough) but never love you.
She will be slow-minded, she will not accept easily new ideas, even if they are right and logical.
She will be most terrible in character, but very attractive and rich.

Why so? She is an evil goddess. She is the Babylon Babe from the Book of Revelation.

Scientists are not terrible in character. Some are theists.

The Whore of Babylon, according to Revelation 17:18, is the United States, because it is the richest and most powerful nation in the world. It is the one that attacked, occupied, and corrupted Iraq.

 

[questfortruth]

Scientists are not terrible in character. Some are theists.

I am having a negative experiences with scientists, and with Christians of my Church. Who loves us truly? Only mama.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Clearly a blend of both immaturity and misogyny.

It seems that way to me too. But I am not completely certain and sometimes it seems like a series of desperate pleas for dates.

 

[Viker]

If space were a womb when it wasn't would you ask it is it a holy womb brother man? Would it answer?

No.

Would you as space as a fake thesis womb are you evil?

Would it answer?

No.

If you asked your sister is your human womb holy?

Only if you say so brother human.

Are you brother human holy?

Yes he would say as babies human who I am come out of your womb sister human.

Brother human theist is space my female womb?

No.

So science never a female makes the scientist my brother as a thinker a liar.

And then there's this.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

And then there's this.

Yeah...

I gave up trying to translate that to anything that I could understand.

It is all Abalamahalamatandra to me.

 

[Spirit of Light]

Surely, she would be very attractive physically and rich.
But she will never trust you, she will never trust your logic,
she will look up for fun with you. She will use you (if you are lucky enough) but never love you.
She will be slow-minded, she will not accept easily new ideas, even if they are right and logical.
She will be most terrible in character, but very attractive and rich.

Why so? She is an evil goddess. She is the Babylon Babe from the Book of Revelation.

Should not be allowed to say something like that about femals. If it was not for females you would not be alive.....

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Surely, she would be very attractive physically and rich.
But she will never trust you, she will never trust your logic,
she will look up for fun with you. She will use you (if you are lucky enough) but never love you.
She will be slow-minded, she will not accept easily new ideas, even if they are right and logical.
She will be most terrible in character, but very attractive and rich.

Why so? She is an evil goddess. She is the Babylon Babe from the Book of Revelation.

Science seems to be in a committed relationship with Technology and there isn't much chance for me. But maybe Technology is getting out of hand and Scinece would like to meet an older rabbit with a sense of humor for dating, theater, walks in the park and quiet evenings under the stars.

 

[questfortruth]

Should not be allowed to say something like that about femals. If it was not for females you would not be alive.....

The females are different: good, smart ones; and bad, crazy ones. Just like men are different: saints and bad sinners like Adolf Hitler.

 

[Spirit of Light]

The females are different: good, smart ones; and bad, crazy ones. Just like men are different: saints and bad sinners like Adolf Hitler.

You do know there has been many female Saints too?
Do not underestimate females, i do not get upset often but when someone step on females that Pisses me off

 

[RestlessSoul]

If God were a dog, would it be a chihuahua?

God is a dog; a dyslexic dog

 

[questfortruth]

You do know there has been many female Saints too?
Do not underestimate females, i do not get upset often but when someone step on females that Pisses me off

Some female is in US jail fa