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I Have Never Had a Problem with Vegans

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Debater Slayer, Apr 18, 2021.

  1. Debater Slayer

    Debater Slayer Veteran Member
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    I've never had an issue with vegans. I just haven't had a beef with any of them.
     
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  2. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I have no problems either, if cooked slowly they are quite tasty
     
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  3. WalterTrull

    WalterTrull Godfella

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    How about iguanas?
     
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  4. Vinayaka

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    The first time I heard about flesh eating disease, I figured it was about you carnivores.
     
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  5. Brickjectivity

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    I guess you've never met a bitter vegan.
     
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  6. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    I need to be simmered first.
     
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  7. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    You really get my goat.
     
  8. Brickjectivity

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    That is a fruity joke.
     
  9. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    I know, I'm hamming it up. Plus, I'm full of bull.
     
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  10. Brickjectivity

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    You're a cobbler of pranks.
     
  11. ChristineM

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    Seared on all sides in a very hot frying pan before being popped in the oven is the best way to prepare vegan. I think simmering makes them chewy
     
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  12. Left Coast

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Secret Chief

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    Stop it you're making me horny.
     
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  14. We Never Know

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    I haven't chewed the fat with many.
     
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  15. Shadow Wolf

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    When they said "People Eating Tasty Animals," they failed to realize that to many humans are nothing more than animals so vegans too are on the menu.
    Human Beef: it's what's for dinner.
     
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  16. lewisnotmiller

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    This is even cheesier than your normal efforts. Vegans will definitely find this line of thread hard to swallow.
     
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  17. sun rise

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    Are vegans served in Las Vegas?
     
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  18. Brickjectivity

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    That joke was cheesy and yet somehow as bland as old squash.
     
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  20. lewisnotmiller

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    I'm a middle-aged father of three. I'm just trying to keep my end of the stereotyping up.

    :)
     
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