I am not Johnny Depp!!!

[Quagmire]

And I am still human.

After all this time as a staff member?

Maybe I am Johnny Depp (?)

 

[Quagmire]

Shame,those scissor hands would be handy,I need a haircut

I don't think you'll ever need a haircut that bad. :

 

[Quagmire]

Sorry to hear that. Seems things haven't been going too well for you lately.

Inside Trials of Johnny Depp: Lawsuits, Drinking, Marriage Gone Wrong – Rolling Stone

pffft, it's all part of my brilliant scheme to make you all think I'm Quagmire.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Come on guys, fun is fun but can we finally put this silly rumor to rest once and for all already??














April fools!!




I really am Johnny Depp.

Oh man that's a bad road.

Remember what happened with Gob Geldof.

 

[Revoltingest]

True dat. I have much more financial smartitude.

*is glad Rev can't see my Bitcoin portfolio open in another window*

I recall a friend who got into bitcoin.
I advised that crypto currency has no barriers to entry,
so competition could greatly dilute its value. Also, the
value was based upon speculation of nothing tangible.
Very high risk bubble.

 

[Quagmire]

I recall a friend who got into bitcoin.
I advised that crypto currency has no barriers to entry,
so competition could greatly dilute its value. Also, the
value was based upon speculation of nothing tangible.
Very high risk bubble.

So you're saying I should buy more?

 

[Revoltingest]

So you're saying I should buy more?

It's what I plan to do.
How could I lose!

 

[Quagmire]

It's what I plan to do.
How could I lose!

A tip: I'm presently selling all of my Bitcoin and investing everything into a new crypto called Suckercoin.

Just have a feeling about that one.

 

[Thief]

And I am still human.

no....you are not

 

[Thief]

Heck, there's no telling who you're talking with when you log in here.

We've had at least a dozen Jesus Christs so far.

not sure what to say to that...

 

[Quagmire]

not sure what to say to that...

Just say "Hi, the Saviors of Mankind bathroom: first door on the right".

We want to make everybody feel welcome here.

 

[England my lionheart]

I don't think you'll ever need a haircut that bad. :

I concur ,I don't have Medicare :-l

 

[Revoltingest]

A tip: I'm presently selling all of my Bitcoin and investing everything into a new crypto called Suckercoin.

Just have a feeling about that one.

Why buy into someone else's dream?
Let's start Quagmoola & Revolucre.

 

[Thief]

Just say "Hi, the Saviors of Mankind bathroom: first door on the right".

We want to make everybody feel welcome here.

so.....you can be found hanging around the men's room
hoping for an epiphany?

well I suppose.....salvation can happen anywhere and to anyone

 

[Quagmire]

so.....you can be found hanging around the men's room
hoping for an epiphany?

well I suppose.....salvation can happen anywhere and to anyone

I just hand out the towels.