I am not Johnny Depp!!!

[Quagmire]

Come on guys, fun is fun but can we finally put this silly rumor to rest once and for all already??














April fools!!




I really am Johnny Depp.

 

[BSM1]

Are you sure?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Come on guys, fun is fun but can we finally put this silly rumor to rest once and for all already??

I never thought that you were, and may I just say that he is such an interesting and compelling person as are you. I say that without any intention of flattery at all.

 

[dybmh]

Edward Scissorhands Johnny Depp?
21-Jumpstreet Johnny Depp?

I have to admit, I'm a little star-struck right now.

I'm on the Internet with THE Johnny Depp.

Woh. That's heavy

 

[Revoltingest]

Come on guys, fun is fun but can we finally put this silly rumor to rest once and for all already??














April fools!!




I really am Johnny Depp.

I know you aren't.
You have better judgment.
Johnny Depp Is Broke. Here's What He Spent His Money On - The Hollywood Gossip

 

[SalixIncendium]

You cannot not be Johnny Depp because I am already not Johnny Depp.

Unless I am Johnny Depp and nobody told me...

...or nobody knows.
​

 

[Valjean]

Any resemblance between me and George Clooney is purely incidental.

 

[Brickjectivity]

News flash: Johnny Depp is possibly a cgi creation. Sometimes you can tell when they turn the resolution down on their cgi processors. It happens with several cgi movie stars such as Will Smith.

See? You can kind of tell.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not Johnny Depp either...but I did stay at Holiday inn Express......ok...I didn't stay at a holiday inn express as much as I took a pick nick basket from a guy who stayed at a holiday inn express....he was not Johnny Depp either

 

[Rival]

And I am still human.

 

[England my lionheart]

Shame,those scissor hands would be handy,I need a haircut

 

[Quagmire]

Are you sure?

If I were any more sure I'd be certain. I think.

 

[Quagmire]

I never thought that you were, and may I just say that he is such an interesting and compelling person as are you. I say that without any intention of flattery at all.

It's cool, Brick. I'm sure Johnny is very flatered.

 

[Quagmire]

Edward Scissorhands Johnny Depp?
21-Jumpstreet Johnny Depp?

I have to admit, I'm a little star-struck right now.

I'm on the Internet with THE Johnny Depp.

Woh. That's heavy

Heck, there's no telling who you're talking with when you log in here.

We've had at least a dozen Jesus Christs so far.

 

[Quagmire]

I know you aren't.
You have better judgment.
Johnny Depp Is Broke. Here's What He Spent His Money On - The Hollywood Gossip

True dat. I have much more financial smartitude.

*is glad Rev can't see my Bitcoin portfolio open in another window*

 

[Quagmire]

You cannot not be Johnny Depp because I am already not Johnny Depp.

Unless I am Johnny Depp and nobody told me...

...or nobody knows.
​

All I can tell you is that I am not not not Johnny Depp, and I can prove it. Sort of.

Metaphorically speaking I mean.

As for you also not being Johnny Depp all I can say is I don't remember ever being you if that helps.

 

[dybmh]

Heck, there's no telling who you're talking with when you log in here.

We've had at least a dozen Jesus Christs so far.

ooooh, those were probably reptilian shape shifters. Very common on the Internets.

 

[Quagmire]

Any resemblance between me and George Clooney is purely incidental.

You tell 'em George. I mean Valjean.

Isn't it annoying when people mistake you for a celebrity online? It's like I remember telling Orlando when we were on the set of the 15th The Pirates of the Caribbean movie . . .

I mean telling my coworker Bob! Yeah, Bob, while I was working a normal, commonplace job that anyone who happens to not be Johnny Depp might be working!!

Yeah, I said, "Orlando" . . .I mean Bob! Yeah Bob, my coworker . . .Bob. . . . um. . .Smith. .. yeah, Bob Smith. Good old Orlan. . .*cough* . .Bob.

I said, "Orlando". . .



Aww screw it.

 

[Quagmire]

I am not Johnny Depp either...but I did stay at Holiday inn Express......ok...I didn't stay at a holiday inn express as much as I took a pick nick basket from a guy who stayed at a holiday inn express....he was not Johnny Depp either

All the pieces are falling together now!

 

[Nakosis]

I really am Johnny Depp.

Sorry to hear that. Seems things haven't been going too well for you lately.

Inside Trials of Johnny Depp: Lawsuits, Drinking, Marriage Gone Wrong – Rolling Stone