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How Will You Cope When I'm Away?
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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Not just any loser.
The biggest loser in the history of RF.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
well that's what you get.....
eating haggis
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
@Revoltingest, you were gone? So it wasn't a new air filter you put in that got rid of the haggis smell for awhile?
And, BTW, it's your fault that now when I walk by a sheep apparently I think "haggis container."
And, BTW, it's your fault that now when I walk by a sheep apparently I think "haggis container."
What...you think I tell them about this place?your family must be SOOOO proud of you!
Leaving this afternoon.
Birthdays, frubals, & other alerts will likely be ignored due to distractions.
Stay safe while I'm away.
Birthdays, frubals, & other alerts will likely be ignored due to distractions.
Stay safe while I'm away.
Thank God! A break.
And you didn't even assign a substitute?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
But now the bear is going to be way harder to keep in line. I'll poke him and jump away all day, but given there is a wolf, a dog, a bee, and a face thingy how in the hell are we supposed to enforce his pic-a-nic basket inspection quotas? Who's going to make him work to support us!?
If he tears off anything off of me it's your fault! If it's an emergency and I have to club his knee for my safety, or the safety of another, it's your fault! You're probably going to have to step into a good 'ole fashioned slobber knocker with him once you get back so that order is restored.
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coping quite well without the Revolting one being in the area...just sayin'
Going out for more free range haggis?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
I think Wu bit him and swiped him good and hard and he needs to recover from the last brawl those two had.
I wonder how he will bear up?
I wonder if @Wu Wei will insist on a renegotiation of their relationship with an additional claws or two added? It may be a revolting development for the haggis contingency.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Whatever. As long as they keep fighting I'm happy.
Do you think he will battle the bear in a bottle with a banana? If the banana in the battle has a beetle that is blue will it be a blue beetle, banana, bottle, battle? Bearing in mind the bees from the trees with the honey that does please could add a sting to the bears knees as they struggle by degrees.Whatever. As long as they keep fighting I'm happy.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Can the bottle be broken, the banana laced with razors,and an encouraging push be added? Their fights are often my entertainment. The better they are, the more I laugh. Perhaps adding a honey badger to the mix shall liven things up?
That sounds wonderfully malignant. A bladed, banana brandished brazenly with broken bottle to better bolster the battle? Brilliant! Bemusing! Beguiling! Bombastic!
The honey badger is currently unavailable and social distancing in the south of France. Besides honey badger don't give a...