How Will You Cope When I'm Away?

[Revoltingest]

Tonite I leave for a week long trip to Coolspring PA.
I won't be able to post much, if at all.
What I want to know....
What methods will you use to cope with my absence?
Will you seek out bacon or limericks...atheist blather...capitalist spirituals....early Simpsons episodes...janitorial supply catalogs....unpatriotic works of art....or a list of insults to use on @Wu Wei?

 

[Quetzal]

What methods will you use to cope with my absence?

Simpsons reruns!

 

[Polymath257]

I'll look for crispy bacon...

 

[Rival]

No fear, I'll keep them all in line while you're gone.

 

[Revoltingest]

Simpsons reruns!

Here are excerpts from my top 2 recommendations....

 

[ChristineM]

Tonite I leave for a week long trip to Coolspring PA.
I won't be able to post much, if at all.
What I want to know....
What methods will you use to cope with my absence?
Will you seek out bacon or limericks...atheist blather...capitalist spirituals....early Simpsons episodes...janitorial supply catalogs....unpatriotic works of art....or a list of insults to use on @Wu Wei?

Ill just get on with life as best i can and hope that you enjoy your trip.

 

[Vinayaka]

Tonite I leave for a week long trip to Coolspring PA.
I won't be able to post much, if at all.
What I want to know....
What methods will you use to cope with my absence?
Will you seek out bacon or limericks...atheist blather...capitalist spirituals....early Simpsons episodes...janitorial supply catalogs....unpatriotic works of art....or a list of insults to use on @Wu Wei?

We'll live I think. But will you cope without us?

 

[sun rise]

Oh the possibilities:

• Make bacon illegal
• Hire low wage workers to be groundskeepers
• Party, party, party.
• Seize power and establish a worker's paradise.
• Make an agreement with others to split the "last post winner" prize.

The first order of business is to continue the brainstorming session.

 

[Revoltingest]

We'll live I think. But will you cope without us?

Consider this....
An engine show filled with a diverse collection of argumentative whippersnappers & old codgers.
It's just RF made real.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh the possibilities:

• Make bacon illegal
• Hire low wage workers to be groundskeepers
• Party, party, party.
• Seize power and establish a worker's paradise.
• Make an agreement with others to split the "last post winner" prize.

The first order of business is to continue the brainstorming session.

I will have my work cut out for me when I return.

 

[Unveiled Artist]

Tonite I leave for a week long trip to Coolspring PA.
I won't be able to post much, if at all.
What I want to know....
What methods will you use to cope with my absence?
Will you seek out bacon or limericks...atheist blather...capitalist spirituals....early Simpsons episodes...janitorial supply catalogs....unpatriotic works of art....or a list of insults to use on @Wu Wei?

Haha. Dont worry. I took a year break from here and no one gave a toot. But then, I just, left. We'll remember ya (dont know about coping. Ha)

 

[Wu Wei]

Tonite I leave for a week long trip to Coolspring PA.
I won't be able to post much, if at all.
What I want to know....
What methods will you use to cope with my absence?
Will you seek out bacon or limericks...atheist blather...capitalist spirituals....early Simpsons episodes...janitorial supply catalogs....unpatriotic works of art....or a list of insults to use on @Wu Wei?

I'm thinking party...and what are you going away for..... need a vacation from your retirement...ya lay-about, no good, deadbeat

 

[Revoltingest]

Y'all remember to work & pay your taxes.
I need my SS benefits so I can afford the best quality yacht polish.
No one likes a dull looking yacht.

 

[Audie]

Tonite I leave for a week long trip to Coolspring PA.
I won't be able to post much, if at all.
What I want to know....
What methods will you use to cope with my absence?
Will you seek out bacon or limericks...atheist blather...capitalist spirituals....early Simpsons episodes...janitorial supply catalogs....unpatriotic works of art....or a list of insults to use on @Wu Wei?

If you are going to keep posting pictures
of those ugly yellow monsters, could you maybe
look into two weeks, maybe the whole summer?

 

[David T]

Tonite I leave for a week long trip to Coolspring PA.
I won't be able to post much, if at all.
What I want to know....
What methods will you use to cope with my absence?
Will you seek out bacon or limericks...atheist blather...capitalist spirituals....early Simpsons episodes...janitorial supply catalogs....unpatriotic works of art....or a list of insults to use on @Wu Wei?

We will constantly talk about you while you are away

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm also thinking it is time for a full scale pick-a-nick basket inspection here at RF while you're away

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

We will constantly talk about you while you are away

In fact, we will keep @Revoltingest you so that when you return you will have thousands and thousands of alerts you will have to go through...AND, we'll go through your old posts and rate them, so you'll feel the need to respond to each, tying you up for days...

Ah! The glory of what might be...

 

[icehorse]

It won't be easy for those of us you leave behind, but we'll muddle through somehow.

Have yourself a fine trip!

 

[Stevicus]

Who is taking your place during your absence? Will there be a substitute Revoltingest?

 

[Subduction Zone]

Tonite I leave for a week long trip to Coolspring PA.
I won't be able to post much, if at all.
What I want to know....
What methods will you use to cope with my absence?
Will you seek out bacon or limericks...atheist blather...capitalist spirituals....early Simpsons episodes...janitorial supply catalogs....unpatriotic works of art....or a list of insults to use on @Wu Wei?

I'll see if there is a spare skirt in the house. Sorry, I will be wearing underwear.