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How To Be Safe On RF

Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Revoltingest said:
So far, no one on RF has tested positive for the Coronavirus.
Let's keep it that way. I have suggestions to remain uninfected.

1) Avoid any contact with staff. Because they spend all day
chasing down & spanking the worst offenders on RF, they're
the most likely disease carriers.

2) Wash your hands often, more than the usual once per month.
I'm now doing it every other week. An extreme measure....yes.
But my increased hygiene will keep my fellow posters safe.

3) Double your bacon intake. It won't prevent infection, but
it has been shown by science to reduce anxiety. And that is
good for the immune system.

4) Keep your distance from bears. They don't have the virus,
but they're even more dangerous. 6" claw holes are a symptom.

5) Wear a mask. Be sure to get something which will either filter
out viruses or will keep others at a safe distance.


I welcome other suggestions.
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You forgot, bring any pick-a-nick baskets, that may need inspection, in so the proper authorities can inspect them for the virus...just a service being offered by RF

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