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How To Be Safe On RF

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
So far, no one on RF has tested positive for the Coronavirus.
Let's keep it that way. I have suggestions to remain uninfected.

1) Avoid any contact with staff. Because they spend all day
chasing down & spanking the worst offenders on RF, they're
the most likely disease carriers.

2) Wash your hands often, more than the usual once per month.
I'm now doing it every other week. An extreme measure....yes.
But my increased hygiene will keep my fellow posters safe.

3) Double your bacon intake. It won't prevent infection, but
it has been shown by science to reduce anxiety. And that is
good for the immune system.

4) Keep your distance from bears. They don't have the virus,
but they're even more dangerous. 6" claw holes are a symptom.

5) Wear a mask. Be sure to get something which will either filter
out viruses or will keep others at a safe distance.
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I welcome other suggestions.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I should also advise all to be kind to @Audie.
While she is from that disease ridden country, China,
she is still one of our own, & a highly respected poster.
Keep your distance, but be friendly. (No one wants to
be subject to her fell kung fu. A punch to the knee hurts.)
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
So far, no one on RF has tested positive for the Coronavirus.
Let's keep it that way. I have suggestions to remain uninfected.

1) Avoid any contact with staff. Because they spend all day
chasing down & spanking the worst offenders on RF, they're
the most likely disease carriers.

2) Wash your hands often, more than the usual once per month.
I'm now doing it every other week. An extreme measure....yes.
But my increased hygiene will keep my fellow posters safe.

3) Double your bacon intake. It won't prevent infection, but
it has been shown by science to reduce anxiety. And that is
good for the immune system.

4) Keep your distance from bears. They don't have the virus,
but they're even more dangerous. 6" claw holes are a symptom.

5) Wear a mask. Be sure to get something which will either filter
out viruses or will keep others at a safe distance.
s-l300.jpg

Funny-Evil-Adult-Latex-Hair-Pennywise-Killer-Joker-Clown-Costume-Mask-Ghost-Carnival-Party-Cosplay-Mask.jpg

I welcome other suggestions.

Did you forget the most obvious safety measures

* Do not breath into your microphone, you could pass the virus on to anyone listening.
* When you see a post you really like do not... And i repeat do not... lick your display screen.
 

Jim

Nets of Wonder
Everyone should put me on ignore, because I’m in mainland China, and I have to pull my mask down sometimes to eat and drink. Also, I don’t wear my mask at all when I’m reading and posting here.
 
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lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
* When you see a post you really like do not... And i repeat do not... lick your display screen.

I really wish I read this part of your post first...

Hey, so quick question...what should people do if they have licked the screen?
I'm asking for a friend.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I really wish I read this part of your post first...

Hey, so quick question...what should people do if they have licked the screen?
I'm asking for a friend.

You rotter, i am in pain and laughing really hurts.

Tell your friend that i don't know, i haven't got that far
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I am told masks are not very efficient.
The only real protection from catching an online virus
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ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Ok, THAT`s FUNNY :D:D:D

Last year one of the floats in the village fete procession was named "le plastique est fantastique"

About a dozen people with the float were similarly dressed with cutouts for arms which they used to distribute condoms to the watching crowds
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
My dad made me do that when i was a little boy, and i had done a bit of a "no no" as a kid :D I can promis that soap does not fix the problem of a kids bad judgment :p

That was a pic of you as a kid then ;-)
 
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