How Can We Convince Trump...

[Axe Elf]

...to make a diplomatic visit to North Sentinel Island?

 

[WalterTrull]

tax incentives for a resort?

 

[Salvador]

...to make a diplomatic visit to North Sentinel Island?

The Secret Service, whose job it is to protect the POTUS, would never allow this due to the fact the North Sentinel Island has an overall barbaric population that is too hostile towards any foreign diplomatic efforts.

Nobody in his right mind would wanna harm even one strand of orange hair from Trump's body, but at least some of these primordial-like tribal persons aren't in a civilized state of mind.

 

[WalterTrull]

The Secret Service, whose job it is to protect the POTUS, would never allow this due to the fact the North Sentinel Island has an overall barbaric population that is too hostile towards any foreign diplomatic efforts.

Yeah, but how about that tax break.

 

[Salvador]

Yeah, but how about that tax break.

I suppose Trump has safer ways for him to minimize his legal tax obligations. ...

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

I suppose Trump has safer ways for him to minimize his legal tax obligations. ...

Sure! Pass laws that give incredible tax cuts to the richest of the rich. Wait... he already did that.

 

[BSM1]

...to make a diplomatic visit to North Sentinel Island?

It's common knowledge that any outsider who sets foot on North Sentinel Island will surely be killed. Are you advocating for the death of the President of the United States?

 

[Twilight Hue]

It's common knowledge that any outsider who sets foot on North Sentinel Island will surely be killed. Are you advocating for the death of the President of the United States?

Oh oh, I see a secret service visit soon by agent Smith.

 

[Salvador]

It's common knowledge that any outsider who sets foot on North Sentinel Island will surely be killed. Are you advocating for the death of the President of the United States?

Nobody in his right mind would ever seriously consider the notion of even just one orange strand of hair being harmed from the body of such a great world leader like Donald Trump.

The OP's author either has a poor sense of humor or he is out of his mind. ...

 

[Salvador]

Oh oh, I see a secret service visit soon by agent Smith.

 

[Axe Elf]

It's common knowledge that any outsider who sets foot on North Sentinel Island will surely be killed. Are you advocating for the death of the President of the United States?

It's common knowledge that any human being alive today will surely die. Whether I am advocating for it or against it is irrelevant, but I see no reason to forestall the inevitable.

 

[Stanyon]

I think it would be hilarious if he went there and they proclaimed him a God.

 

[BSM1]

It's common knowledge that any human being alive today will surely die. Whether I am advocating for it or against it is irrelevant, but I see no reason to forestall the inevitable.

Uh-huh...