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Happy Birthday - Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
True dat.
But I wouldn't steal hers.
Hers is a chocolate mayonnaise cake made with real cocoa. It sounds gross to a lot of people, but mayonnaise more or less a good part of the ingredients for cake, and it makes it super soft and moist and really delicious. Between a heaping pile of biscuits, a mountain of shrimp, and cake, I'm gonna have to be at the gym for a days straight with no breaks, sleeping, and stopping to eat only so I can carry on.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Happy happy thirty two
Got a perfect cake for you
California....
Did I warn ya?
Full of guys who loudly chew
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I checked.
This is the first time I warned you of the danger.
Sorry 'bout that.
 
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Happy happy thirty two
Got a perfect cake for you
California....
Did I warn ya?
Full of guys who loudly chew
aec81febb6afd0ea0ecebbc2129843f1.jpg



I checked.
This is the first time I warned you of the danger.
Sorry 'bout that.
Thanks for the warnings and well wishes. And that's a pretty cake.
I want to stab it, and eat it. Just what I want to do to your face.
Stab it. Plunge and twist and thrust in your meat sack my knife
Stab it. And watch your eyes as the light fades with your life
Prepare to evacuate your soul. But you won't know eternal bliss.
I'll drag you down to Hell. Where there you will find that you are my *****.
Welcome to your new life. Just shut up and accept your fate.
But just remember, this isn't so long, but thanks for all the cake.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Have a wonderful birthday, enjoy some cake

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But don't do anything i wouldn't do :smilingimp:
 
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