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Haiku battle

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Meow Mix, Jun 21, 2021.

  1. Meow Mix

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    Hurl gentle insults
    At the poster above you
    Do so with haiku
     
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  2. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Haiku is easy
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    Haikus are simple
    So says the scotsman above
    Forgot syllable

    :D
     
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  10. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Five Seven Five lines
    The most common of all forms
    There are others


    Ref....
    An old pond!
    A frog jumps in –
    The sound of water.
    - Matsuo Basho (master of the form)
     
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    a blade a haiku
     
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  13. Daemon Sophic

    Daemon Sophic Avatar in flux

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    Truly pathetic.
    You need help from a ringer,
    Just to save your ___.
     
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    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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  15. Shadow Wolf

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    Haikus are easy
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  17. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    Silly neurotypicals
    So not used to playing with words
    And not learning how fun it all is
    Rather sticking to easy things
    They make charges this is hard
     
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  18. Daemon Sophic

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    A sign of weakness.
    When you miss your number count
    “Oh!! We are masters!”

    :rolleyes:
     
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  20. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Four six four now
     
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