good samaritan tips from a bear

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[lewisnotmiller]

This is all well and good, but nowhere does it mention the biggest problem. Bears are well known masters of disguise. You wont even see them coming...

Spoiler

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...Csr1KoB85aPk6DfdZ1xXnlYowV4OUxQ-UfCrUWu-OO8NQ

Spoiler

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/...NBy2e1UfoncGTSQQo_xotm0YmLsO186WWXikaqc3Cj9Tg

Ugh...stupid phone. Bears are so sneaky my phone won't even render the piccies.
Will fix later.

 

[Revoltingest]

This is all well and good, but nowhere does it mention the biggest problem. Bears are well known masters of disguise. You wont even see them coming...

Spoiler

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...Csr1KoB85aPk6DfdZ1xXnlYowV4OUxQ-UfCrUWu-OO8NQ

Spoiler

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/...NBy2e1UfoncGTSQQo_xotm0YmLsO186WWXikaqc3Cj9Tg

Ugh...stupid phone. Bears are so sneaky my phone won't even render the piccies.
Will fix later.

 

[Wu Wei]

More helpful advice from a bear to you soft and squishy human types

You should read this....you have been warned

10 was a Bear Can Kill You, that you haven't even thought about

Also to help you with the symptoms of a Bear attack

 

[Politesse]

But bears are sweet!

At least when they don't have little ones.

Or are polar bears, they're always grumpy. But in fairness, we are literally melting their entire habitat, so fair game.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

To any RFer that might see me in the hall and decide to charge at me waving a stick when I insisted on a pick-a-nick basket inspection...like the...shall we say retired poster that did earlier today

I am not a black bear...and being color blind is no excuse

 

[Wu Wei]

Just to clear things up, from RF's Friendly Neighborhood Ursus acrtos middendorffi

The Difference Between Grizzly, Brown, and Kodiak Bears

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

My Christmas gift to all you humans

Merry Christmas

 

[Wu Wei]

Motorists persist in using road despite clearly placed Bear Crossing sign

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

What bears are talking about these days....

 

[Wu Wei]

Interesting facts about Kodiak bears

 

[Revoltingest]

The biggest threat to bears is that they can be made into bacon.

 

[Wu Wei]

The biggest threat to bears is that they can be made into bacon.

So can a Scot....BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Revoltingest]

So can a Scot....BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But who would eat bacon made from a Scot, eh.'
No one.
Except perhaps for the French.
But they'd only cook us with snails & a heavy cream sauce.

 

[Wu Wei]

But who would eat bacon made from a Scot, eh.'
No one.
Except perhaps for the French.
But they'd only cook us with snails & a heavy cream sauce.

Of course the French....and Eskimos..........other than that no one....well a few South American Indians......and of course some Pacific Islanders.....but no one else...I'm sure....except Polar Bears...they're partial to they're stuff...but that's it...oh,,,almost forgot Liechtensteinians too