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good samaritan tips from a bear

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Nice theory. In practice though things are not that one sided. Watch to the end to see who winds up with dinner.

 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
When salmon fishing in bear country...... be aware of your surrounding

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Nice theory. In practice though things are not that one sided. Watch to the end to see who winds up with dinner.


What does one sided have to do with being a good Samaritan and just trying to help...besides they ganged up on him..... Wolves never fight fare....bunch of untrustworthy cheaters....
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
What does one sided have to do with being a good Samaritan and just trying to help...besides they ganged up on him..... Wolves never fight fare....bunch of untrustworthy cheaters....
A typical bear - acts totally macho until that does not work and then pretends to "just help out". Sure. I believe that implicitly.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
A typical bear - acts totally macho until that does not work and then pretends to "just help out". Sure. I believe that implicitly.

Your just upset because what I said was true.....here is a Bear vs wolf one on one

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
When hiking in the woods, should you hear a cat......

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You have been warned
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You should be very careful around mascots and "people" in costumes...... you never really know what is hiding inside....

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You can ALWAYS trust a bear....bears are INCERDIBLY honest

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And for those that feel running is an option you should know

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
First

Six Tricky Places a Bear Might Be Hiding Right Now

And with the holiday seasons rapidly approaching these may be of some assistance

Eight Tips For Halloween Bear Safety

1.) Don’t dress as a salmon or a jar of honey
2.) Look both ways for bears before crossing the street
3.) Don’t trick-or-treat near streams where salmon are spawning
4.) Check your area with a bear locator app
5.) If a bear gives you candy, dispose of it immediately
6.) If a bear comes to your door, feed it the least desirable member of your household
7.) Trick or Treat with someone larger than you. If a bear chases your group, the largest person will be eaten first.
8.) If you dress as a bear and bears accept you into their sleuth, you can never leave

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8 Tips for Dealing With a Bear at Thanksgiving

1. Don’t pray too long.
2. Just don’t even try to eat any honey.
3. Avoid eye contact.
4. Resist talking politics. Bears don’t give a crap but this is just good advice in general.
5. Avoid alcohol.
6. Accept that some family members will not make it out of this alive.
7. Try to put the least desirable family members closest to the bear.
8. If you have time to plan ahead, put a bomb in the turkey
 

DavidFirth

Well-Known Member
Carry a .45 automatic, aim for the head and fire.

Hint: You'd better be a good marksman because bears are a lot faster than you think they are!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Oh and just to clear things up..... this is true...and by the way....its my cousin

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I mean we are talking Chuck Norris
 

DavidFirth

Well-Known Member

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
They weren't using .45's. Getting hit by a .45 round is like getting hit by a brick thrown 90 mph.

They weren't good shots or their bullets wouldn't penetrate the skull. I guarantee you a .45 will penetrate a grizzly's skull.

Here I am trying to help you thin skinned humans out and give you pointers on how to deal with bears and all you can talk about is killing..... man you're cruel.... this is the thanks I get for being a good Samaritan.... well that's it fella you're on your own..

this is my LAST tip for you

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