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Nice theory. In practice though things are not that one sided. Watch to the end to see who winds up with dinner.
A typical bear - acts totally macho until that does not work and then pretends to "just help out". Sure. I believe that implicitly.What does one sided have to do with being a good Samaritan and just trying to help...besides they ganged up on him..... Wolves never fight fare....bunch of untrustworthy cheaters....
A typical bear - acts totally macho until that does not work and then pretends to "just help out". Sure. I believe that implicitly.
1.) Don’t dress as a salmon or a jar of honey
2.) Look both ways for bears before crossing the street
3.) Don’t trick-or-treat near streams where salmon are spawning
4.) Check your area with a bear locator app
5.) If a bear gives you candy, dispose of it immediately
6.) If a bear comes to your door, feed it the least desirable member of your household
7.) Trick or Treat with someone larger than you. If a bear chases your group, the largest person will be eaten first.
8.) If you dress as a bear and bears accept you into their sleuth, you can never leave
1. Don’t pray too long.
2. Just don’t even try to eat any honey.
3. Avoid eye contact.
4. Resist talking politics. Bears don’t give a crap but this is just good advice in general.
5. Avoid alcohol.
6. Accept that some family members will not make it out of this alive.
7. Try to put the least desirable family members closest to the bear.
8. If you have time to plan ahead, put a bomb in the turkey
Carry a .45 automatic, aim for the head and fire.
Hint: You'd better be a good marksman because bears are a lot faster than you think they are!
Yeah the whole gun thing...you may want to read this
Rangers sent to euthanize bear who killed officers after it killed some other rangers set to euthanize it for killing campers, killed by bear
They weren't using .45's. Getting hit by a .45 round is like getting hit by a brick thrown 90 mph.
They weren't good shots or their bullets wouldn't penetrate the skull. I guarantee you a .45 will penetrate a grizzly's skull.