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Favourite funny moment

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by SomeRandom, Nov 27, 2022.

  1. SomeRandom

    SomeRandom Still learning to be wise
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    What are some of your favourite memes, legends, jokes or random funny things from the annals of the internet?
    Here’s one of mine. A classy arrest that lives on in human history as a bonafide classic

    Warning for course language

     
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  3. Viker

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    That time I learned that favourite wasn't a misspelling.
     
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  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    My favorite was a former employee I had.
    He was renowned for being dumb.
    One day, he came into work, & loudly
    complained about losing electrical power
    on the 2nd floor of his house....
    "I got nuthin upstairs!"

    Fortunately, many were there to hear it.
     
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  6. Evangelicalhumanist

    Evangelicalhumanist "Truth" isn't a thing...
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    Well, actually, it was something I did that was almost nobody noticed at all -- except by me. Yet in retrospect it was terribly funny.

    You know the old printer's warning to "mind your p's and q's," because they can look the same when taking these backwards written lead letter's out the type case. Well, then same can be said about g's and q's, in some typefaces.

    Well, I used to publish a newsletter for a gay baseball league in Toronto (called Diamond Dust), during the height of the AIDS epidemic and in one issue, I was writing an article about an upcoming tournament. Wouldn't you know it, the final sentence in my article said "The winning team will win a plague."
     
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  7. We Never Know

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    Talkative chap wasn't he lol
     
  8. SomeRandom

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    Indeed good sir!

    The best arrest ever lmao!!
    Apparently it was the wrong bloke even and he was released a short time later
     
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    That's crazy!!
     
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    My school sent out a notice for the school clothing sales, usually done annually. The secretary accidentally left out the r in t-shirt.
     
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  11. SomeRandom

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    IKR?!!!
     
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    I wonder if he put a law suit against them?
     
  13. SomeRandom

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    Well the news actually did a follow up with said gentleman. He seems to have taken in stride lol

     
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  14. We Never Know

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    He's a funny character. I liked when he said "That's a nice headlock sir. I see you know your judo well." lmao
     
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  15. SomeRandom

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    Right!?
    His “Tata and farewell” gets me every time lol
     
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    Found this one recently and made me laugh pretty hard.

     
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  17. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    So many...

    I posted this one on another thread yesterday.


    Can't stop laughing, every time i settle down the image forms in my head and i start again.​

    The sunday morning market is closing down. I glanced out of the window at the action. The roast chicken seller was winching his rather large and cumbersome oven up a ramp into the back of his transit van. The winch cable snapped. The oven shot down the ramp and took off down the very slight hill, tiny wheels jumping in all directions, chicken seller in hot persuit.​

    And now I'm chuckling again while writing this post.​

    What i missed from that is the the vendor was chasing, arms waving and shouting "arret, arret" (stop stop)
     
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  18. ChristineM

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    Yeah, that one of my favourites too
     
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  20. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    You can laugh. I actually do that, in the morning before dawn i talk to an owl who apparently lives close by in the forrest.
     
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