Fascism Test

[lewisnotmiller]

So...I'm thinking I disagreed with a lot, but didn't strongly disagree. Ended up as;

You are 38% Fascist, which makes you a
Fascist Fellow-Traveler.

In your case, it would appear that your political outlook shares more than a few of the core doctrines of fascism. Since fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, with a few innovations of its own thrown in, it is scarcely surprising that most people's political outlook will have quite a few similarities with the doctrines of fascism. Even after adjusting for these parameters, however, it would seem that the commonalities between your political outlook and fascism are not merely incidental, but arise from certain overall themes, concerns, and solutions which your personal outlook has in common with fascism. While you are most likely *not* a fascist, the overlap between your preferred society and that of fascism is simply too significant to be pure chance. In all likelihood, you are what one might call a 'Fascist Fellow Traveler': Someone who sees value in some of the immediate societal changes that fascism would bring about, but *not* someone who is an actual fascist. Your ultimate political goal lies elsewhere.

 

[siti]

I got 35% but then it said:

"...fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, with a few innovations of its own thrown in." WTF? That sounds more like Tony Blair's "New Labour" in the 90s - except without the "innovations".

"...you are most likely *not* a fascist..." - you don't say!

"Your ultimate political goal lies elsewhere." - you don't say!

And where might that be I wonder? They didn't say! But I'm guessing somewhere between communism, socialism, conservatism and liberalism - well that's really got me pinned down!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It tries to say 43%, but I give not enough of a crap about national pride and ethnicities or totalitarian control to be a Fascist.

 

[suncowiam]

You are 99.95% Fascist, which makes you a
Bona Fide Fascist.

Well now. While very few people in modern Western democracies would call themselves fascists (and most of the people who are pejoratively called fascists are actually not), it would appear that you are nevertheless a true fascist. Now, whether you actually call yourself that or not we are unable to say, but the fact is that your political opinions are verifiably closer to the doctrines of fascism than they are to those of communism, socialism, conservatism, or liberalism. Among your answers, there is an unmistakable predilection for authoritative and state-centric political initiatives of which variants (or even carbon copies) may be found in the political manifestos of actual fascists. Even adjusting for happenstance and the common ground between fascism and these other political doctrines, the fact remains that you really are quite the fascist. Now whether that's a good or a bad thing we'll leave for others to decide.


LOOK MA! I got an A. I can finally brag about something.

 

[siti]

You are 99.95% Fascist, which makes you a
Bona Fide Fascist.

C'mon, admit it...you peeped at the answers didn't you!

 

[suncowiam]

C'mon, admit it...you peeped at the answers didn't you!

You're not suggesting I cheated?

 

[siti]

Just admit it! vee haf vays of making you tok!

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I took this again and now I get 76%. Lol.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

44%. So at least it's fairly consistent, for me at least. But I can only assume the economic questions are assumed to be libertarian or fascist in reply, rather than Left-winged communists, socialists, and libertarians which are going to vouch for a state controlled economy to various degrees, but socially aren't into controlling people in such ways.

 

[Wu Wei]

You are 43% Fascist, which makes you a
Fascist Fellow-Traveler.

In your case, it would appear that your political outlook shares more than a few of the core doctrines of fascism. Since fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, with a few innovations of its own thrown in, it is scarcely surprising that most people's political outlook will have quite a few similarities with the doctrines of fascism. Even after adjusting for these parameters, however, it would seem that the commonalities between your political outlook and fascism are not merely incidental, but arise from certain overall themes, concerns, and solutions which your personal outlook has in common with fascism. While you are most likely *not* a fascist, the overlap between your preferred society and that of fascism is simply too significant to be pure chance. In all likelihood, you are what one might call a 'Fascist Fellow Traveler': Someone who sees value in some of the immediate societal changes that fascism would bring about, but *not* someone who is an actual fascist. Your ultimate political goal lies elsewhere.

 

[Jumi]

Took the test again:

You are 28% Fascist, which makes you
Not Fascist.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I think by this test a bowl of oatmeal is 20% fascist.

Seems that way.

24% fascist.

 

[Confucian Mormon Buddhist]

55%, Crypto-Fascist

It would appear that there is a significant degree of agreement between your preferred political doctrines and those of fascism. Since fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, with a few innovations of its own thrown in, it is scarcely surprising that most people's political outlook will have quite a few similarities with the doctrines of fascism. However, even after taking these thresholds into account, the most likely interpretation of your answers on the test is that you are someone who is right on the verge of being a fascist proper. Now, maybe you don't think of yourself in that way, but nevertheless research in the social sciences has repeatedly shown that a significant percentage of the population is naturally attracted to authoritarian political doctrines (of which fascism is but one example). In fact, one study even found that in the case of people who are drawn to order and control, these values are more important to them than more mainstream political parameters, such as the traditional left and right. In all likelihood, those values are among the most important ones to you as well.


As a self-professed Fascist, I am DEEPLY offended at this low score!

Really, though, I guess this test is based mainly off Italian Fascism and not the modern Alt-Right Fascism, which would explain why so little of it makes any sense.

 

[icehorse]

31% fascist - not fascist. As a Humanist, this makes sense. But I also agree that some of the questions were poorly worded.

 

[LuisDantas]

In the middle of it.

It's difficult, as there's just one slider and many of the questions seem to be 'do you want state control or free market control?' and I'm like definitely neither.

EDIT: 29% - Not Fascist.

It's my socialism!

I agree so much that I got an only slightly worse score.

And I agree that the test, even given the unavoidable constraints, is not very well designed at all. It seems to take too many questionable premises and to ask too little about nationalism.




You are 30% Fascist, which makes you
Not Fascist.

While your political outlook may share a few (or even quite a few) of fascism's fundamental doctrines, it is overall safe to say that your political orientation is *not* a fascist one. Now, you may find this result unsurprising, but in reality, most people have at least some points of agreement with fascism since fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, with a few innovations of its own thrown in. Hence, adjusting for these factors, even though your fascism percentage might seem quite high, there is really nothing surprising about these agreements, when viewed in their proper historical context, so rest assured: Your political beliefs are definitely not fascist.

 

[Sha'irullah]

You are 22% Fascist, which makes you
Not Fascist.

While your political outlook may share a few (or even quite a few) of fascism's fundamental doctrines, it is overall safe to say that your political orientation is *not* a fascist one. Now, you may find this result unsurprising, but in reality, most people have at least some points of agreement with fascism since fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, with a few innovations of its own thrown in. Hence, adjusting for these factors, even though your fascism percentage might seem quite high, there is really nothing surprising about these agreements, when viewed in their proper historical context, so rest assured: Your political beliefs are definitely not fascist.

 

[SpaceAgeLove]

You are 81% Fascist, which makes you a
Bona Fide Fascist.

While I do have Third Positionist views, this test definitely isn't the best. Not really a fan of the political compasses either.

Anyone is better off reading books and deciding for themselves what they agree with.

 

[The_Fisher_King]

23% Fascist......worse than I expected!

In which direction?

 

[Revoltingest]

In which direction?

I expected to be less fascist.
But I've become more politically pragmatic over the decades.

 

[Mister Silver]

You are 28% Fascist, which makes you
Not Fascist.