Driving...

[Circle_One]

I got this joke in my email today and it gave me the biggest laugh (one I desperately needed). I think you'll all find it just as funny.

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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round.[/FONT][/FONT]

 

[Bishka]

Muahaha.

That's great!

 

[Buttercup]

Bwahaaaaaa! Awesome!

 

[ayani]

hahaha! i can just imagine how bizarre that would be for a drunken so-and-so.

oh, god, Jim! there's this pig! Jim!

 

[lizskid]

hahahahahahah

 

[darkwaldo]

lol