Circle_One
Well-Known Member
I got this joke in my email today and it gave me the biggest laugh (one I desperately needed). I think you'll all find it just as funny.
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round.[/FONT][/FONT]