Deep State Left Wing Operatives incited the Capitol Riots

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Federal investigators are looking for Arkansas native and enthusiastic Trump Supporter Hilly Rae Cintock in connection with inciting the deadly riot at the Capitol Building last week.

"After analyzing hundreds of hours of video, we found that the whole thing started with her," said FBI field investigator Buck Steelington to reporters. "We ask that anyone with information related to this evil criminal mastermind come forward immediately." As soon as he finished speaking, several laser dots inexplicably appeared on his forehead.

Witnesses say they heard Hilly Rae saying things like: 'Boy howdy! I'm fixin' to burn this here building down!' and 'This house dun belong to me an' my kinfolk!'

Trump Supporter Hilly Rae Clintock Suspected Of Inciting Riot At Capitol

 

[Revoltingest]

This is a serious allegation requiring congressional investigation.

 

[stvdv]

Wow, they really need to have someone to blame. 1 woman tearing down America almost

I think that the politicians are to blame, having Trump elected, brainwashing this poor woman, resulting in screaming all kinds of stuff.

From day 1 I knew that Trump was bad news. And I never met the guy. Keeping him on all this time was the mistake.

I would say "US politicians, clean up your own mess first", instead of blaming individuals for it.

 

[sun rise]

In a fit of cynicism, rule 1 is when you think a mob is going to come after you, convince them someone else is to blame and lead the charge to get them that done them wrong.

 

[Revoltingest]

In a fit of cynicism, rule 1 is when you think a mob is going to come after you, convince them someone else is to blame and lead the charge to get them that done them wrong.

In this case, we have photographic proof (in the OP).
One thing is perfectly clear, ie, the lack of clarity.

 

[sun rise]

In this case, we have photographic proof (in the OP).
One thing is perfectly clear, ie, the lack of clarity.

Satire websites are so much fun, aren't they.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Too soon for a joke, but I can see it becoming funny someday.

 

[metis]

Already we are hearing the defense by some insurrectionists that "Trump told us to do it", or words to that effect.

 

[shunyadragon]

Satire websites are so much fun, aren't they.

. . . with an element to tragedy.

 

[shunyadragon]

A little humor is appropriate.

Things are quiet in the little burg of Hillsborough. It's so small for a Southern town they only allow one Confederate flag. There was a rumor that a terrorist was trying to blow up cars. He was finally apprehended at the local hospital with burned lips.

 

[Revoltingest]

Too soon for a joke, but I can see it becoming funny someday.

Well, it's not like you died in the riot.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well, it's not like you died in the riot.

Metaphysically we all did, smarty pants.

 

[Secret Chief]

In this case, we have photographic proof (in the OP).
One thing is perfectly clear, ie, the lack of clarity.

Is that photo legit? Looks a bit photoshoppy to me.

 

[shunyadragon]

This is a serious allegation requiring congressional investigation.

Terrible amateurist photo shop effort.

 

[Revoltingest]

Metaphysically we all did, smarty pants.

I stayed away & alive.
Besides, I think it was more outrageous & astounding than important.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is that photo legit? Looks a bit photoshoppy to me.

It's been fully verified as legit by the Revoltistanian Cromulence Dept.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I stayed away & alive.
Besides, I think it was more outrageous & astounding than important.

I would probably agree, except that it is a key event resulting in a change of mind for some people. This exhibit is changing some minds in many ways. That is both bad internationally and good nationally.

 

[Revoltingest]

Terrible amateurist photo shop effort.

That's how we know it's real.
No one is that bad at photoshop.
This logic is inescapable.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

While we're on the dark humor, this is too perfect to not include here:
Danny K Bernstein on TikTok

 

[Secret Chief]

It's been fully verified as legit by the Revoltistanian Cromulence Dept.

Really? The hair/hat interface looks like cut and paste.