Church of Spongebob...

[Jingkaide]

I was just curious whether or not there was anyone here who believes in the Church of Spongebob. If so, I have some questions.

 

[Luminakisharblaze]

What is the Church of Spongebob?

 

[Willamena]

Pshaw. They don't even have a nice webpage; not like the Church of Brad.

 

[MissSapphire]

Interesting point of view...

 

[Rainbow Mage]

The Church of Spongebob? Seriously?

 

[McBell]

The Church of Spongebob? Seriously?

yes:

First Reformed Church of SpongeBob
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and here is the facebook group:

The Church of Spongebob | Facebook
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[Rainbow Mage]

Oh my gosh! LOL

 

[DeitySlayer]

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

[Father Heathen]

I was just curious whether or not there was anyone here who believes in the Church of Spongebob. If so, I have some questions.

It's a parody religion. At least I hope it is.

 

[DreadFish]

If its the first church, then how can it be reformed? Unless there is a lesser-known, Orthodox Church of Spongebob.

May the Sponge be with you?

 

[xkatz]

Do they eat hamburgers/krabby patties as the body of Spongebob?

 

[*Anne*]

I follow Plankton.

 

[Apion]

Do they have pretty females?

 

[Atheistguy123]

Well why shouldn't we believe in Church of Spongebob? Seriously? It was made up by men, just like 'real' religions, 'if that's what you call them' were, only difference is that this one's kind of new, and that judaism, christianity and Islam is kind of old. Those three 'real' religions were made by men 'prophets' who claimed they had a connection with God. No one, almost, believe in 'newer' prophets at all. Why don't you believe in them, when you believe in people you have never even met? Did you know if that 'prophet' back in the old days had schizophrenia, or if he was just a liar? No, you didn't, so why do you believe in them?

Please, tell me why you shouldn't believe in Church of Spongebob.