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A Circumcised Man Was Involved in a Robbery

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Debater Slayer, Jul 30, 2021.

  1. Debater Slayer

    Debater Slayer Veteran Member
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    The police are keeping their eyes peeled for the suspect!
     
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  2. Brickjectivity

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    I had a feeling this was in games'n jokes. Shoulda known! :neutral: :smirkcat:
     
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  3. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    SO INFORMATIVE
     
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  4. Debater Slayer

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    A few more of these "informative" posts and I might even catch up to your posts about cosmology!
     
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  5. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    Was this guy carrying several rabbit pelts?

    Just wanted to make sure he didn’t have four skins
     
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  6. Debater Slayer

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    No, he was carrying fish to sell them. You know, he's a selfish guy.
     
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  7. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    Personal foul, off sides on the pun category
     
  8. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Yes, I hear they just got a hot tip.
     
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  9. Debater Slayer

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    Hey, hey Apple Meow! Hey!

     
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    Man, reading about such things has taught me to grow thicker skin.
     
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  11. Jayhawker Soule

    Jayhawker Soule <yawn> ignore </yawn>
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    They called in a forensic sketch artist and -- voilà -- Dick Tracy!
     
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    I'm sure they'll get to the bottom of this.
     
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  13. Revoltingest

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    A promiscuous mechanic escaped from a lunatic asylum.
    NUT BOLTS & SCREWS
     
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  14. Snow White

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    Mechanics don't have sex. They're like IT people. It isn't until they leave IT that they get some.
     
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    Apparently someone saw the robbery, but the police aren't releasing their name because they're in the witness erection program.
     
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  16. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    I'm sure the police nipped it in the bud.

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    Old truck mechanics never die.
    The just get a new Peterbuilt.
     
  18. Snow White

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    I've told this joke before, but it may be time to bring it out from its coffin...

    On some Tylenol bottles, it says "Do not take if redneck seal is broken". If someone puts their thumb in the wrong place, it says "Do not take if redneck."
     
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    Which could develop into a sizable case...
     
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  20. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    Why didn't I join the law enforcement?:p:oops:
     
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