The police are keeping their eyes peeled for the suspect!
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A Circumcised Man Was Involved in a Robbery
- Thread starter Debater Slayer
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I had a feeling this was in games'n jokes. Shoulda known! 
A few more of these "informative" posts and I might even catch up to your posts about cosmology!
No, he was carrying fish to sell them. You know, he's a selfish guy.
Man, reading about such things has taught me to grow thicker skin.
They called in a forensic sketch artist and -- voilà -- Dick Tracy!
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I'm sure they'll get to the bottom of this.
A promiscuous mechanic escaped from a lunatic asylum.
NUT BOLTS & SCREWS
NUT BOLTS & SCREWS
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Mechanics don't have sex. They're like IT people. It isn't until they leave IT that they get some.
Old truck mechanics never die.
The just get a new Peterbuilt.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I've told this joke before, but it may be time to bring it out from its coffin...
On some Tylenol bottles, it says "Do not take if redneck seal is broken". If someone puts their thumb in the wrong place, it says "Do not take if redneck."
On some Tylenol bottles, it says "Do not take if redneck seal is broken". If someone puts their thumb in the wrong place, it says "Do not take if redneck."
dybmh
דניאל יוסף בן מאיר הירש
Which could develop into a sizable case...
Why didn't I join the law enforcement?