Really? A couple of questions before decide. Can I be guaranteed a kind and caring owner that will keep me fed with quality dog food and a few treats? Will I be kept indoors and allowed to sit on any furniture and sleep on the bed? Will I be allowed to bark a reasonable amount? What about a secure yard with no danger of straying on to a road? I will need to be let out to pee and poop when I ask, and please, no over reaction if I occasionally have a 'mistake" in the house. Will he take me to the vet when I get ill? How about plenty of long walks, and let me stop to sniff things whenever I wish? If so, where to I join?
Oh, not so sure about being a cat.
You have already decided when you hope for Heaven - you want the easy lazy life - As an Adult you are supposed to ask questions
If you see an ad on TV touting a vacation to Disney land over a low, low price, your kids might shout and say "Let's Go!"
But you, as an adult need to ask the proper questions - what is involved in this given price - what kind of a room? What events can you go to? Is the airfare included?
Someone says, "Just quit your low paying job, mean boss and some rich guy will show up at your door and GIVE you millions, live the good life"
Are you drooling? And saying I am going to quit now? No, you are calling that guy a fool
Religions are making the same easy cheap promises - God is the rich Guy just GIVING away the good life!
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You don't walk into a car dealership and just buy whatever the salesman is pitching
If you are stuck with a lemon - what do you think you will have to do?
As an Adult you need to question these easy promises that religion is making
Life teaches you that if you don't ask such questions don't complain if the result is not to your liking
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God doesn't need to create a whole magic land in the sky where billions of people just sit about doing nothing
Have you heard of Occam's Razor?
Well that applies here
You have chosen blindly to accept life as a dependent - sit around doing nothing
And such a life is the life of a pet - a sheep, a tree
So those who choose Heaven will get such a life - not what they expected, but it is their choice
Free Will