RF (Re?)union

JustGeorge said:

We can put up calming wallpaper for you to blend into...

Any preferences?

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No need.
I'm one of those people who can be invisible in plain sight.
But If you're going to put it up anyway, I like dark blue.
Wouldn't recommend going through the effort though, as it's going to get covered in food and excrements sooner or later anyway.
A waste of time and money.

I wonder if @RabbiO would be the announcer/comic.

Gargovic Malkav said:

No need.
I'm one of those people who can be invisible in plain sight.
But If you're going to put it up anyway, I like dark blue.

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Dark blue it is!

Gargovic Malkav said:

Wouldn't recommend going through the effort though, as it's going to get covered in food and excrements sooner or later anyway.
A waste of time and money.

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Ha! If I look at things that way, might as well throw just about everything in the trash...

I say we just invest in a really good mop.

JustGeorge said:

I say we just invest in a really good mop.

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I've made some good American money with my exclusive, locked posts on RF, so someone take my cash and buy a good mop for the (re)union.

Can't get a ride to the store? No problem. Use the RF company credit card. Don't ask me how I got it.

mangalavara said:

I've made some good American money with my exclusive, locked posts on RF, so someone take my cash and buy a good mop for the (re)union.

Can't get a ride to the store? No problem. Use the RF company credit card. Don't ask me how I got it.

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Can you use it to pick me up some candy, too?

JustGeorge said:

Can you use it to pick me up some candy, too?

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Yeah, what kind?

mangalavara said:

Yeah, what kind?

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Something chocolate, please.

JustGeorge said:

Something chocolate, please.

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I'd be delighted to. Does Lindt sound good?

mangalavara said:

I'd be delighted to. Does Lindt sound good?

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Yes! Lets eat!

ChristineM said:

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I admire the peculiar fashion of RF members in that animated pic! Someone's little girl there even has crimped hair! Very cool!

JustGeorge said:

Lets say we throw all our RF members in a convention hall together. How will that work? What will go on? Who will start the food fights? Who will clog the toilets? (We all know @Revoltingest will be the one unclogging them.) Who will spike the punch(and with what)? We already know @Secret Chief and @Dan From Smithville will bring cake... but who's will be better? Will windows be broken? Tapestries woven? How would this all work?

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I don't think there's a single country that would let all RFians into it in a confined area all at one time....

JustGeorge said:

Lets say we throw all our RF members in a convention hall together. How will that work? What will go on? Who will start the food fights? Who will clog the toilets? (We all know @Revoltingest will be the one unclogging them.) Who will spike the punch(and with what)? We already know @Secret Chief and @Dan From Smithville will bring cake... but who's will be better? Will windows be broken? Tapestries woven? How would this all work?

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I will bring a delicious three-layer divine cake with divinity icing.

This starts a very long debate over which cake will taste better— the science cake or the divine cake.

Members will ask for proof that each cake tastes good. The science cake will have its theory that it simply evolved into existence, etc. The divine cake will have the list of ingredients, plus my statement that I know the divine cake tastes delicious.

Although the ingredients of the divine cake are common, not all members have tasted each ingredient or know what they taste like blended together. I will be asked to prove that I tasted the cake at home, and to prove that my taste buds were correct in telling me the cake tasted delicious. I must provide evidence! A statement is not evidence!

There will be another debate on whether the three layers of the divine cake are ‘three layers of essence in one cake’ or is ‘each layer considered a separate cake?’ A few members will see only the middle layer.

I decide to hell with it, which starts a debate on whether or not hell exists. I pick up my delicious cake and I go find a party that enjoys it without argument.

Firelight said:

I decide to hell with it, which starts a debate on whether or not hell exists. I pick up my delicious cake and I go find a party that enjoys it without argument.

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Not so fast! In the midst of all that discussion, I have taken all the cakes... and eaten them. Along with the chocolate @mangalavara bought me.

I guess its due to the disappointment from @Dan From Smithville 's cake blowing up all over the place...

JustGeorge said:

Lets say we throw all our RF members in a convention hall together. How will that work? What will go on? Who will start the food fights? Who will clog the toilets? (We all know @Revoltingest will be the one unclogging them.) Who will spike the punch(and with what)? We already know @Secret Chief and @Dan From Smithville will bring cake... but who's will be better? Will windows be broken? Tapestries woven? How would this all work?

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I can do you a cake, too. (Just making one, in fact, to take to my old dad in his nursing home tomorrow.)

There are people on this forum I would be quite interested to meet, you being one of them.

...and then perhaps we can all get together and lynch the Jehovah's Witnesses .....[only kidding]

JustGeorge said:

Lets say we throw all our RF members in a convention hall together. How will that work? What will go on? Who will start the food fights? Who will clog the toilets? (We all know @Revoltingest will be the one unclogging them.) Who will spike the punch(and with what)? We already know @Secret Chief and @Dan From Smithville will bring cake... but who's will be better? Will windows be broken? Tapestries woven? How would this all work?

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I've been in a room where 3 RF individuals gathered. We ate food, drank beer, and talked crap mostly, so that would be my guess.
Unless that's more an Australian thing than an RF thing.

By the way, three Aussie RF folks in a room is the per capita equivalent of 39 American RF members being in one place. I therefore claim the world record for most RF folks in one place for Australia.

*awaits the playing of the national anthem and a bouquet of flowers. Or maybe a beer.*

I'll be looking for a room away from everybody...or hiding under a table.

I expect we all would like each other far more that we might think going in.

I will sit in my comfy lawn chair with a glass of fine port watching it all.