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RF (Re?)union

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by JustGeorge, Oct 18, 2021.

  1. JustGeorge

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    Lets say we throw all our RF members in a convention hall together. How will that work? What will go on? Who will start the food fights? Who will clog the toilets? (We all know @Revoltingest will be the one unclogging them.) Who will spike the punch(and with what)? We already know @Secret Chief and @Dan From Smithville will bring cake... but who's will be better? Will windows be broken? Tapestries woven? How would this all work?
     
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  2. Dan From Smithville

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    My cake would be the culmination of years of scientific testing, rigorous evaluation, double blind studies, surveys, and a documentary on NOVA.
     
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  3. JustGeorge

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    What flavor will that give us?
     
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    Half vanilla, half chocolate.
     
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    It won't.
     
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  6. JustGeorge

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    You're right. Let me rephrase that.

    Exactly how will it all go horribly wrong?
     
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    mikkel_the_dane Shadow Wolf's Aspie sibling

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    We can't agree on what wrong is, if it is real and if real what version of wrong is real and the others unreal? That leads to how words work and what is the correct and proper definition of words including correct, proper and definition.
     
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  8. JustGeorge

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    Something tells me this is where the food fight begins.
     
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    I think @Aupmanyav may be in charge of registration, tickets, and the like. Also, @The Hammer might be in control of the music in the background. @Conscious thoughts could be in charge of the indoor café. In addition, @ChristineM could install plants. @Spiderman might install pictures and perhaps even cardboard cutouts of various women and goddesses. You pious man, you! :) So far, we have someone keeping track of who will attend, an interesting playlist, coffee served by a friendly Sufi, some plants, and images of various female beings. This sounds pretty good to me. What about the rest of you?

    I have the impression that @Rival would try to help out with some things and that she would mostly keep to herself with two or three books in her bag. I'm sure she would be delighted to talk with our Jewish members. I would be very interested in hearing her talk about her books, and we could even talk about religious topics, life, and politics.

    Three other people I would like to talk about religious topics with are @Link, @Greg Levenski, and @ronki23. Really, I would discuss these things with anyone who happens to be interested!
     
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    Did I forget to mention the cake is 8 feet tall and contains an air bladder with weak seams that will burst shortly after being overinflated?
     
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    If/when I'm not DJing, I'll just be over there drumming.
     
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    ...aren't all cakes like that?
     
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    If I had a dollar for every time I have had to tell that to an officer, I'd be rich.
     
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    Me? Pious man? :). Aww...:heart:

    I actually used to tape images of my Queens to cardboard and make a portable shrine when I went panhandling.

    It seemed to get me more money. :)
     
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  15. Greg Levenski

    Greg Levenski Dreaming of a neon-drenched utopia.

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    I think that would be me. :oops:
     
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    Its alright. @Revoltingest has you covered.
     
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    I would interrupt @Rival as she talks to her Jewish friends and try to convince her that Hashem anointed and created the perfect Heavenly beings to respond to her when she invokes Amun-Ra, Hathor, Isis, Horus, and the Kemetic Deities, that her devotion to them is pleasing, and they are placed over her by Hashem to watch over her like guardian Angels. :innocent:

    I think the Kemetic family and Osiris will miss @Rival , so I could see some conflict between myself and those who lead her away from Kemeticism.

    Then the bouncers get called. :p
     
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    I'd be the resident wallflower....
    ...If I don't cancel the meeting at last minute due to anxiety...
     
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    We can put up calming wallpaper for you to blend into...

    Any preferences?
     
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    Aupmanyav Be your own guru

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