I understand what you're saying
But if we look at how the continents are arranged on Planet Earth...
...by plate tectonics. What of it?
A programmer could have decided that, even if the creator him/herself and The Simulation evolved
A magical unicorn and his pet dragon "could have" decided that to.
And they have the same evidence going for them as your "programmer".
So I maintain there could be an element of Intelligent Design in planet Earth, even if everything is naturalistic in origin
There "could" also be undetectable pink graviton fairies regulating the mass of particles.
But why would you suggest such, unless you require it to be through because of some...I don't know... a priori belief, perhaps?
Certainly not because of any evidence, because there isn't any.
In fact, it's one of the first things you said in the OP. That there is zero evidence for this nonsense.
So really, it's like fighting a war with action figures. It's all in your imagination.
Also, there's all that stuff about Earth being "just right" for life
And there's even more very wrong.
- the Goldilocks theory, I believe it's called, or something like that...
The goldilock zone, is a zone around a star. If a rocky planet orbits its star in that zone, it can have a surface temperature fit for liquid water, universally seen as an important prerequisity for life. Note that this zone is pretty big. It's not like if you move earth a couple km's that we're outside said zone.
More importantly perhaps, astronomy has shown us that it isn't at all rare for rocky planets to orbit in that zone, as we have actually detected
many that do already. And our current searcharea is like a grain of salt on all the beaches of the world.
It's pretty safe to say that there are billions upon billions of rocky planets orbitting their star in that zone.
You can call them "fake" without evidence if you want. But nobody will be taking you seriously.
Earth could have been created to be "just right" for life in a simulation
It's not though.
Most living things on this planet can only survive on a relatively small % of the planet's surface.
Which would be Intelligent Design
Which would be just an assertion with no evidence.