Has life become dull, meaningless, and boring to you? Worse, was your own wedding the last party that anyone thought of inviting you to? Do your kids fall asleep these days when you are in the middle of saying "Hello" to them?
Let's face it. Maybe it's time to quit being a fundamentalist whose only social activity consists in condemning "atheists, heretics, infidels, sinners, and fornicators".
Hey! Maybe -- just maybe -- it is time to roll out "YOU 2.0"! Yes, maybe it is time you moved up from fundamentalism to the dazzle, glamor, and glitz of CONDEMNING RELIGION!!!
Imagine what life will be like when you are living it in the fast lane of professional religion-bashing! Just imagine what that will mean for you! Here are some true, real, honest scientist-approved facts! Yes, after a months-long search, we found a scientist willing to "approve" the following facts:
At Uncle Sunstone's U, you will learn the "Three Dead Horses" you need to tirelessly beat in order to become even more popular than the Judgmental Fundamentalist that you no longer wish to be:
Call 1-800-SUN-SCAM now! Please have every credit or debit card you own handy in order to save processing time. (please note: A moderate processing fee of $45.75 will be applied to your account on top of all other fees, costs, rates, and charges.)
(This offer is invalid where prohibited by secular authorities in cahoots with fat-cat clergy.)
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OP QUESTIONS: Do you feel anti-religion bashing is just as messed up as pro-religion bashing? Do criticisms of religion that go no further than the three listed above ever strike you as perhaps repetitious, superficial, boring, and a waste of your time?
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And now, by way of apologizing for introducing a serious topic in a facetious manner...
Let's face it. Maybe it's time to quit being a fundamentalist whose only social activity consists in condemning "atheists, heretics, infidels, sinners, and fornicators".
Hey! Maybe -- just maybe -- it is time to roll out "YOU 2.0"! Yes, maybe it is time you moved up from fundamentalism to the dazzle, glamor, and glitz of CONDEMNING RELIGION!!!
Imagine what life will be like when you are living it in the fast lane of professional religion-bashing! Just imagine what that will mean for you! Here are some true, real, honest scientist-approved facts! Yes, after a months-long search, we found a scientist willing to "approve" the following facts:
- Religion-Bashers are (not) invited to even MORE parties than Fundamentalists! Consider how proud you will be as the only person in your tiny social circle who was not even invited to his or her own second- wedding!
- And yes, you certainly will have a second-wedding now because -- as a religion-basher -- your current spouse will no longer religiously believe in staying married to you!
- Moreover, as a diehard religion-basher, you can now achieve epic levels of wilful stupidity that ARE TRULY PRESIDENTIAL IN THEIR PROPORTIONS!!!
At Uncle Sunstone's U, you will learn the "Three Dead Horses" you need to tirelessly beat in order to become even more popular than the Judgmental Fundamentalist that you no longer wish to be:
(1) Unleash your power to shock by beating the dead horse of, "There sure is no conclusive evidence that god exists, and the only thing to do about it is for us all to become atheists!"
(2) Stun and awe your ever-dwindling audience with, "Religion sure has caused a lot of divisiveness, conflict, and strife in the world, and the only thing to do about it is for us all to become atheists!"
(3) Savage any criticisms of your new-found social prominence with, "Religion sure has been used to justify many bad moral choices, and the only thing to do about it is for us all to become atheists!"
(2) Stun and awe your ever-dwindling audience with, "Religion sure has caused a lot of divisiveness, conflict, and strife in the world, and the only thing to do about it is for us all to become atheists!"
(3) Savage any criticisms of your new-found social prominence with, "Religion sure has been used to justify many bad moral choices, and the only thing to do about it is for us all to become atheists!"
Call 1-800-SUN-SCAM now! Please have every credit or debit card you own handy in order to save processing time. (please note: A moderate processing fee of $45.75 will be applied to your account on top of all other fees, costs, rates, and charges.)
GET A LIFE!
CALL 1-800-SUN-SCAM TODAY!
CALL 1-800-SUN-SCAM TODAY!
(This offer is invalid where prohibited by secular authorities in cahoots with fat-cat clergy.)
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OP QUESTIONS: Do you feel anti-religion bashing is just as messed up as pro-religion bashing? Do criticisms of religion that go no further than the three listed above ever strike you as perhaps repetitious, superficial, boring, and a waste of your time?
__________________________
And now, by way of apologizing for introducing a serious topic in a facetious manner...