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It's Way Too Early, But Give Someone A Xmas Present!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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BSM1
What? Me worry?
You've heard of Elf On A Shelf, the doll that spies on you.
@BSM1 is getting Self On A Shelf....the evil twin doll that threatens him.
(It prevents over-sleeping....& also causes weight loss!)
It's really disconcerting when your past not only catches up to you but stares you right in the face every morning...
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
You've heard of Elf On A Shelf, the doll that spies on you.
@BSM1 is getting Self On A Shelf....the evil twin doll that threatens him.
(It prevents over-sleeping....& also causes weight loss!)
Elf on a shelf? So 2015:
For the first 50 years of me life, I'd get in a fight with the mirror er'y morn.
That guy.....he looked like trouble.
And for you, Bill On The Sill....Elf on a shelf? So 2015:
He'll watch you all nite...with those bedroom eyes.
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Augustus
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Elf on a shelf? So 2015:
Oh yeah, from 3 directions... Who needs sleep anyway?
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
My present to Revoltingest is a big, fat, juicy socialist Christmas.
Regiomontanus
Ματαιοδοξία ματαιοδοξιών! Όλα είναι ματαιοδοξία.
You've heard of Elf On A Shelf, the doll that spies on you.
@BSM1 is getting Self On A Shelf....the evil twin doll that threatens him.
(It prevents over-sleeping....& also causes weight loss!)
Very creepy
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Close enough.Leonard Nimoy on a rooster??
I think I missed out on Dr. Seuss - perhaps not arriving in the UK until I was too old - but we all know it's ...