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Does your penis have a name?
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Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Fred.
Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
I forgot to add that he didn't win first prize like the Scotsman.
"The Artist Formerly Known As Little Salix"
But, like the late musical artist, it prefers to be referred to by a symbol...
But, like the late musical artist, it prefers to be referred to by a symbol...
Spiderman
Veteran Member
Spartacus
Stanyon
WWMRD?
This thread reminded me of the obscene phone call scene in the Charles Bronson movie "10 to Midnight".
(In Hispanic style accent)
"Hello, my name is Pedro- that means Peter, and I have the biggest Juan"
Dick is simple enough, plus it would sound funny in the heat of passion saying "yeah, suck my James" just wouldn't roll off the tongue right.
(In Hispanic style accent)
"Hello, my name is Pedro- that means Peter, and I have the biggest Juan"
Dick is simple enough, plus it would sound funny in the heat of passion saying "yeah, suck my James" just wouldn't roll off the tongue right.
Mister Ed
Probably because it sounds like an anal come on and few people are into that.
Earthling
David Henson
Yes, well, that wasn't going to deter him much.
The Sum of Awe
Brought to you by the moment that spacetime began.
Lil' Wang.Mine went from being Elvis to Saint beastly the bishop, after I annointed, ordained and canonized him.
You might want to give your penis a name ....unless you want a stranger making 90% of your decisions for you!
Do you have any ideas for a good name?
Great sequoia
Joy javelin, Roger ramjet
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
I just asked Mrs Badger if she has a secret name for my winkle.Mine went from being Elvis to Saint beastly the bishop, after I annointed, ordained and canonized him.
You might want to give your penis a name ....unless you want a stranger making 90% of your decisions for you!
Do you have any ideas for a good name?
She replied, 'No!'
I suggested, 'Monster, or something, possibly?'
She laughed out loud...... ,'Try tiddly winks', she guffawed.....
*the shame*.
I called mine Mr. Happy.