Quagmire

Are you ready? One, two, three: Magic switch!

I'd like to be in perfect Harmony. She's such a foxy lady!

Maybe someday Buttercup will type messages with my banana.

I'm typing this message with my banana.

Hey Rick, no worries.

Actually, if only technically, my name still IS Stacey. Down to the spelling.
Did you know that? My birthname that I loved for many many years.

It was my 41st birthday on friday,
I wound up in the clinic diagnosed with bronchitis sp?
on Saturday.

It's been a long week.
But I got antibiotics for my 41st, so I'm happy.

Nanda and Mike sent me an amazing birthday package today that made me cry.

Don't know why I'm telling you all this.
I've been offline for days. Gotta tell someone I guess. right? :rainbow1:

I'm still too sick to come back on and post I think.
Much too emotional.

Love, Vi

If you are not at least 6% alcohol, you have no proof you exist.

Kwergymwonk.

No room! No room!

This message is a figment of your imagination.

Uh, couldja make it inta 'merican. It's tha only real langwich. Or, it outta be. Ya done git ma drift?

Where's the beer, Rick? It's only Tuesday and I'm feeling the need to bathe in the sweet goodness of fermented hops.

I'm just saying it goes without saying. Know what I mean?

So, how much are you charging for tickets to the orgy this week?

The economy is so bad, I heard Hugh Hefner had to lay off two of his mistresses -- literally!

I just thought you should know that my toes are naked.

This morning I opened the door with my bare hands.

I'm saving my morals for marriage. (which is another good reason to never again get married)

Shameless Vandal!!!!

thanks BC! Now All I need is a cpl gallons of tabasco sauce and a hammock and I'm good.

I have been around the world wrecking havoc as usual.

I brought you back 10 pounds of refried beans from Mexico. I specially gift wrapped them just for you.