Scripture says God is in Hell!

[Spiderman]

According to the King Jimmy Bible, God is actually in Hell!

Psalm 139
King James Bible
If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there"

This actually makes total sense, if indeed God is omnipresent, by The very definition of the word omnipresent, it means he would have to be in all places, and in all realms at once, including hell!

God is also an Alien, because he wasn't born on planet earth!

So if God is in hell, could it be that God and the devil are actually one!??

This makes sense if you consider the fact that the prayer Jesus teaches people to pray, above all prayers, contains "lead us not into temptation."

And who according to Christian theology leads people into temptation, but the devil himself.

It seems to me like God wants to live life through his creatures, and experience life and the world through his creatures, and one of those creatures would be the devil.

As I said, God and the devil have so much in common, God enables and gives Satan so much power, they should simply get married!

 

[Spiderman]

The main prayer Christians are supposed to pray, would not beg God to stop leading them into temptation, unless it was common for God to lead people into temptation!

I knew it all along! God loves Satan, and God loves evil! It's obvious!

He pretends he doesn't sometimes , to appear like the good guy, but in plenty of ways and places, it is easy to see he's just pretending and faking it, and that it's all a joke, and all the evil, wars, and martyrdom of the good people, entertains and glorifies God, and is all fun and games to him.

He also breaks his own commandments a ridiculously large amount of times in Scripture!

 

[Spiderman]

He also commands people to break the ten commandments a ridiculously large amount of times in Scripture .

God actually rewarded Jacob with the greatest blessing contained in Scripture, through deception, dishonesty, stealing, rebellion, and dishonoring his Father's will, wishes, and intentions, as well as committing later on physical violence and aggression against God, earning Jacob the new name "Israel ", which means: "One who fights with God"!

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Well, after all the murders attributed to Him in the Bible, I shouldn't be a bit surprised.

 

[74x12]

Talk about jumping to conclusions. I think this is quite illogical if you're serious but me thinks you're just venting and ranting. None of this really makes much sense.

 

[Kenny]

Psalm 139
King James Bible
If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there"

did God say that? Or did David.

 

[lostwanderingsoul]

The main prayer Christians are supposed to pray, would not beg God to stop leading them into temptation, unless it was common for God to lead people into temptation!

I knew it all along! God loves Satan, and God loves evil! It's obvious!

He pretends he doesn't sometimes , to appear like the good guy, but in plenty of ways and places, it is easy to see he's just pretending and faking it, and that it's all a joke, and all the evil, wars, and martyrdom of the good people, entertains and glorifies God, and is all fun and games to him.

He also breaks his own commandments a ridiculously large amount of times in Scripture!

Asking God not to lead you into temptation does not mean that He has done it in the past. You are just asking Him not to start doing it. There is a difference.

 

[URAVIP2ME]

According to the King Jimmy Bible, God is actually in Hell!
Psalm 139 King James Bible
If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there"
This actually makes total sense, if indeed God is omnipresent, by The very definition of the word omnipresent, it means he would have to be in all places, and in all realms at once, including hell!
God is also an Alien, because he wasn't born on planet earth!
So if God is in hell, could it be that God and the devil are actually one!??
This makes sense if you consider the fact that the prayer Jesus teaches people to pray, above all prayers, contains "lead us not into temptation."
And who according to Christian theology leads people into temptation, but the devil himself.
It seems to me like God wants to live life through his creatures, and experience life and the world through his creatures, and one of those creatures would be the devil.
As I said, God and the devil have so much in common, God enables and gives Satan so much power, they should simply get married!

No, God is Not omnipresent but He has a home location according to 1 Kings 8:39,49; Deuteronomy 26:15.
(Just No ZIP code is given )

King James uses the English word hell for the Hebrew word sheol at Psalms 139:7-8.
Sheol was just the common temporary stone-cold grave for the sleeping dead.
(that is why Jesus and the OT both teach 'sleep' in death - John 11:11-14; Psalms 115:17; Isaiah 38:18; Ecclesiastes 9:5)
The grave ( sheol ) is naked in front of God - Job 26:6 - in God's full view - Proverbs 15:11.
We are Not beyond God's reach, His power, that is why Jesus could resurrect the dead.

 

[URAVIP2ME]

did God say that? Or did David.

ALL Scripture is inspired by God - 2 Timothy 3:16-17 - so Psalms 139:8 is from God.

 

[URAVIP2ME]

Talk about jumping to conclusions...............

Yes, and jumping to conclusions seldom leads to happy endings.
Revelation is the happy climax - Revelation 22:2 - that there will be ' healing ' for earth's nations.
Healing to the point that No one will say, "I am sick...." - Isaiah 33:24
Earth and its people will be happy and healthy as described at Isaiah 35th chapter.

 

[Kenny]

ALL Scripture is inspired by God - 2 Timothy 3:16-17 - so Psalms 139:8 is from God.

Yes... all scripture is truly recorded but not all scripture is true.

For example:

Aaron said that the calf he made was the god that delivered Israel. It is truly recorded by inspiration of God but it wasn't a truth.

 

[Spiderman]

Asking God not to lead you into temptation does not mean that He has done it in the past. You are just asking Him not to start doing it. There is a difference.

If there is no threat of God leading people into temptation, or if God never leads anybody into temptation, Jesus wouldn't have been putting that as part of the most important and commonly recited prayer.

If God doesn't lead people into temptation, then there's no reason to be repeatedly begging him not to!

 

[Spiderman]

Thank you @KenS
Despite you and I disagreeing on almost anything, you took me by total surprise when you rated the op creative.

 

[Wildswanderer]

So if God is in hell, could it be that God and the devil are actually one!??

Facepalm! Good grief!

 

[lostwanderingsoul]

If there is no threat of God leading people into temptation, or if God never leads anybody into temptation, Jesus wouldn't have been putting that as part of the most important and commonly recited prayer.

If God doesn't lead people into temptation, then there's no reason to be repeatedly begging him not to!

I will tell you a secret. I do not think Jesus meant for people to pray using those exact words. It was an example of how to pray. I really think God gets tired of hearing the exact same words repeated by people millions of times every day. I think he tunes it out and listens to the people who pray with their on woeds and tell him what is on their minds.

 

[Eyes to See]

The Psalmist is saying that there is nowhere he could hide from God. No matter where they go Jehovah is always near to those who call upon his name.

Jehovah and Satan have nothing in common. Satan, which means Slanderer, is a liar, and slanders God's name constantly.

He has allowed Satan's existence for a very short while to set precedence in the universal court. When he is done away with there will never ever be allowed a rebellion in the heavens or on earth again. The judicial court will have ruled, and the ruination of humankind, and of the badness of the wicked angels will stand as testament for all eternity for what results.

 

[Spiderman]

The Psalmist is saying that there is nowhere he could hide from God. No matter where they go Jehovah is always near to those who call upon his name.

Jehovah and Satan have nothing in common. Satan, which means Slanderer, is a liar, and slanders God's name constantly.

He has allowed Satan's existence for a very short while to set precedence in the universal court. When he is done away with there will never ever be allowed a rebellion in the heavens or on earth again. The judicial court will have ruled, and the ruination of humankind, and of the badness of the wicked angels will stand as testament for all eternity for what results.

But Jehovah gives Satan all his power while he has it. Jehovah could have effortlessly overthrew Satan 5,000 years ago. 5,000 years past, Jesus died to atone for all sins, and rose from the dead 2,000 years ago, and look who still runs the world! It's Satan! God enables him and supports him. It's obvious!

 

[Spirit of Light]

But Jehovah gives Satan all his power while he has it. Jehovah could have effortlessly overthrew Satan 5,000 years ago. 5,000 years past, Jesus died to atone for all sins, and rose from the dead 2,000 years ago, and look who still runs the world! It's Satan! God enables him and supports him. It's obvious!

Maybe it is satan who make you think so badly about God?

 

[Spiderman]

Maybe it is satan who make you think so badly about God?

But I asked God nicely to keep Satan away from me and not let me be deceived. I feel like God tells me he wants Satan to control earth!

 

[MyM]

According to the King Jimmy Bible, God is actually in Hell!

Psalm 139
King James Bible
If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there"

This actually makes total sense, if indeed God is omnipresent, by The very definition of the word omnipresent, it means he would have to be in all places, and in all realms at once, including hell!

God is also an Alien, because he wasn't born on planet earth!

So if God is in hell, could it be that God and the devil are actually one!??

This makes sense if you consider the fact that the prayer Jesus teaches people to pray, above all prayers, contains "lead us not into temptation."

And who according to Christian theology leads people into temptation, but the devil himself.

It seems to me like God wants to live life through his creatures, and experience life and the world through his creatures, and one of those creatures would be the devil.

As I said, God and the devil have so much in common, God enables and gives Satan so much power, they should simply get married!

To me, that makes no sense. If Allah created his creations, he knows exactly what they are, how they think, how they feel and what they are like each and every one of them.

In Islam, we never attribute unto Allah such things as satan etc. In Islam, Allah has over 99 names and qualities. All well deserving and beautiful. To say things unworthy of your creator is never justified.