Give me your FREE advice.

[ChristineM]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

 

[Left Coast]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

Eat the cookie.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

Do not try to make wine from gummi bears. Trust me on this.

 

[VoidCat]

Do not try to fit in the fridge

 

[VoidCat]

Eat the cookie.

What kinda cookie?

 

[Vinayaka]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

Don't listen to advice.

 

[VoidCat]

Don't listen to advice.

Yes. Christine go for this advice and fit in a fridge

 

[Left Coast]

What kinda cookie?

Peanut butter obvs.

 

[Niblo]

Burn your candles from both ends.

 

[Stevicus]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

Don't take any wooden nickels.

 

[Meow Mix]

Beware @9-10ths_Penguin . He’s awfully suspicious. I think he’s an apicomplexan that knows how to type.

 

[ChristineM]

My goodness i love this thread. So much excellent free advice coming my way, thanks everyone...

 

[Stevicus]

Snoopy can offer advice for 2¢.

 

[Altfish]

If you live in Greater Manchester and are a pensioner, don't forget to get your bus pass. AND pay the extra £10 and get free trams and local trains too

 

[Secret Chief]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

That thing you were doing last night? It's unhealthy.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Beware @9-10ths_Penguin . He’s awfully suspicious. I think he’s an apicomplexan that knows how to type.

The jury's still out on whether that's true, or whether I'm three penguins stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat.

 

[ChristineM]

That thing you were doing last night? It's unhealthy.

Really? Oh poop

 

[Secret Chief]

Really? Oh poop

Exactly.

 

[Brickjectivity]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

• Don't make a free advice thread
• It is inadvisable to make free advice threads
  
• Don't accept free advice made in such threads

 

[fantome profane]

I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.

Are you listening?


Plastics.