Best sex positions during the coronavirus drama?

[Mock Turtle]

Sex workers reveal best positions they think may limit the spread of coronavirus | Metro News

Best positions? How about separate beds, preferably with a wall between them.

 

[dybmh]

The Oregon Health authority is encouaging "Getting to know yourself..."

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Sex workers reveal best positions they think may limit the spread of coronavirus | Metro News

Best positions? How about separate beds, preferably with a wall between them.

I don't think isolation has impacted my sex life in the least...!

 

[Mock Turtle]

The Oregon Health authority is encouaging "Getting to know yourself..."

I think I know myself well enough now.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I don't think isolation has impacted my sex life in the least...!

Same here. I'm as sexually active now as I was pre-COVID-19.

 

[Rival]

I have been buying more sex toys during the lockdown, but it's not consciously.

 

[dybmh]

I think I know myself well enough now.

Already ran out of ideas, eh?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Same here. I'm as sexually active now as I was pre-COVID-19.

Hahaha...
That could be taken in a couple of ways, which I suspect was your intent.
*tips hat*

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I have been buying more sex toys during the lockdown, but it's not consciously.

Wait, you sleep-toy-shop?
That's an interesting take on the normal 'walking' thing.

 

[Mock Turtle]

Already ran out of ideas, eh?

I think I'm on a safe plateau it could be said.

 

[Secret Chief]

Sex workers reveal best positions they think may limit the spread of coronavirus | Metro News

From the link:


"The group also recommends ... sessions to be limited to 15 minutes,...."

What to do in the remaining 14 minutes?



".....and for sex workers to wear mouth and nose coverings at all times."

That conjures up an image that could have come straight from Blue Velvet

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'd talk about my sex life. But I'm afraid it'd get 'out of hand' quickly.

 

[dybmh]

".....and for sex workers to wear mouth and nose coverings at all times."

That conjures up an image that could have come straight from Blue Velvet

Dudes with Islamic Berka fantasies be like: "I can work with this."

 

[Secret Chief]

I've been wearing masks in the bedroom for years.
(Oops that was meant to stay in my head as a thought)

 

[ChristineM]

I can't say coronavirus has made much difference to my sex life.. what is a sex life anyway?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I can't say coronavirus has made much difference to my sex life.. what is a sex life anyway?

Well when two people love each other, one invites the other over for Netflix. After the initial disappointment of the other's Netflix account having expired a month prior, the two people....

 

[ChristineM]

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I can't say coronavirus has made much difference to my sex life.. what is a sex life anyway?

Near as I can tell it's something to do with a mummy bird falling in love with a bumblebee. Doesn't make much sense to me, but if you're going to partake you should put a condom on a banana. Don't ask me why, I have no idea.

 

[ChristineM]

Near as I can tell it's something to do with a mummy bird falling in love with a bumblebee. Doesn't make much sense to me, but if you're going to partake you should put a condom on a banana. Don't ask me why, I have no idea.

Banana??? That's where we've been going wrong

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Banana??? That's where we've been going wrong

Don't thank me, thank sex ed classes back in the 80s.