Best sex positions during the coronavirus drama?

[PoetPhilosopher]

There is one thing you can say about a banana with a condom. It's, condoms aren't just for eating.

 

[ChristineM]

Don't thank me, thank sex ed classes back in the 80s.

Been there but forgotten so much crucial information

 

[David1967]

I have been buying more sex toys during the lockdown, but it's not consciously.

OK, so what do you... never mind.

 

[Rival]

By my comment I meant I am not buying them with a conscious view to 'Hey it's quarantine, I'm by myself, I know! I'll buy loads of sex toys.' I mean it just sort of happened at this time and I didn't think about the lockdown.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

By my comment I meant I am not buying them with a conscious view to 'Hey it's quarantine, I'm by myself, I know! I'll buy loads of sex toys.' I mean it just sort of happened at this time and I didn't think about the lockdown.

We might need a unicorn rating for this post.

Actually, scratch that. We need a unicorn rating period.

 

[Spirit of Light]

Guy guys guys..... have non of you herad about webcam sex? Most safé sex you can have just a lot of clearing after you finish

 

[Mock Turtle]

We might need a unicorn rating for this post.

Actually, scratch that. We need a unicorn rating period.

I think my 'unbelievable' would suit better.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Guy guys guys..... have non of you herad about webcam sex? Most safé sex you can have just a lot of clearing after you finish

Clearing what, your browsing history?

 

[Spirit of Light]

Clearing what, your browsing history?

Ummm i was more thinking of something else

( dont try to say i have tried webcam sex, if you do i will say HOW RUDE)

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm glad this thread wasn't created last year. Imagine the comments it would have gotten. People posting about men, women, and guys in Playboy bunny suits. Then waking up at 3 in the morning to find out someone wants in on the statement "It's time for me to stop posting and go to bed." And the scratching.... the scratching....

Luckily I have calmed down since then.

 

[exchemist]

Sex workers reveal best positions they think may limit the spread of coronavirus | Metro News

Best positions? How about separate beds, preferably with a wall between them.

Mmm, skwervy!

 

[Mock Turtle]

Mmm, skwervy!

Yes, very. I think the lockdown is having effects, although nothing has changed for me.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Sex workers reveal best positions they think may limit the spread of coronavirus | Metro News

Best positions? How about separate beds, preferably with a wall between them.

I'd say they may literally be 'on'to something. Very literally.....

 

[exchemist]

Yes, very. I think the lockdown is having effects, although nothing has changed for me.

On the sex front nothing has changed for me either: it's all a long-distant dream, along with my rowing days and so much else involving any measure of athleticism. But the lockdown is, I think, slowly driving me mad a bit faster than the previous rate. It's the lack of people to talk to face to face, and the lack of singing.

 

[metis]

The best sex position is back to back.

 

[Mock Turtle]

The best sex position is back to back.

Pistols loaded?

 

[metis]

Pistols loaded?

At my age, the chamber is empty.

 

[stvdv]

Clearing what, your browsing history?

Probably he meant "his throat" ... too much talking, less action.

 

[Deidre]

I don't think isolation has impacted my sex life in the least...!

This. lol My husband and I wear our masks sometimes.

Okay, tmi.