Disaster: Trump's Been Binge-Watching Netflix And He Just Bought 17 Tigers

[Cooky]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As if Americans haven’t had enough bad news, there are now reports of a huge disaster in the making. Apparently President Donald Trump has started watching the documentary Tiger King on Netflix and has purchased seventeen tigers, which are currently roaming the White House.

“This is worse than when he watched that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie and ordered nunchucks from Amazon,” said one White House staffer who wished to remain anonymous.

Disaster: Trump's Been Binge-Watching Netflix And He Just Bought 17 Tigers

 

[Regiomontanus]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As if Americans haven’t had enough bad news, there are now reports of a huge disaster in the making. Apparently President Donald Trump has started watching the documentary Tiger King on Netflix and has purchased seventeen tigers, which are currently roaming the White House.

“This is worse than when he watched that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie and ordered nunchucks from Amazon,” said one White House staffer who wished to remain anonymous.

Disaster: Trump's Been Binge-Watching Netflix And He Just Bought 17 Tigers

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Well that would be better than Jr. killing animals for kicks:

Trophy hunting event to auction 'dream hunt' with Donald Trump Jr

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

It could cause him to lose re-election. Lots of people would rather see a Socialist leader around seventeen vicious, man-eating beasts.

 

[Stevicus]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As if Americans haven’t had enough bad news, there are now reports of a huge disaster in the making. Apparently President Donald Trump has started watching the documentary Tiger King on Netflix and has purchased seventeen tigers, which are currently roaming the White House.

“This is worse than when he watched that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie and ordered nunchucks from Amazon,” said one White House staffer who wished to remain anonymous.

Disaster: Trump's Been Binge-Watching Netflix And He Just Bought 17 Tigers

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They're just imaginary tigers, though. He only sees them as real when he's alone in the room, but when someone else comes in, they just see him playing with stuffed tigers.

 

[Milton Platt]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As if Americans haven’t had enough bad news, there are now reports of a huge disaster in the making. Apparently President Donald Trump has started watching the documentary Tiger King on Netflix and has purchased seventeen tigers, which are currently roaming the White House.

“This is worse than when he watched that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie and ordered nunchucks from Amazon,” said one White House staffer who wished to remain anonymous.

Disaster: Trump's Been Binge-Watching Netflix And He Just Bought 17 Tigers

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So nothing out of the ordinary to see here, then? LOL

 

[Cooky]

So nothing out of the ordinary to see here, then? LOL

I hear that new Netflix series is pretty addictive. I haven't seen it, but I heard a lady trainer got her arm bit off by a tiger, and doctors told her she could either go through 5 years of reconstructive surgery or have it amputated... She had it amputated.

 

[Cooky]

They're just imaginary tigers, though. He only sees them as real when he's alone in the room, but when someone else comes in, they just see him playing with stuffed tigers.

I don't know, the White House staffers seem pretty intimidated.

 

[leov]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As if Americans haven’t had enough bad news, there are now reports of a huge disaster in the making. Apparently President Donald Trump has started watching the documentary Tiger King on Netflix and has purchased seventeen tigers, which are currently roaming the White House.

“This is worse than when he watched that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie and ordered nunchucks from Amazon,” said one White House staffer who wished to remain anonymous.

Disaster: Trump's Been Binge-Watching Netflix And He Just Bought 17 Tigers

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he needs all of them after he nationalized Feds.

 

[Twilight Hue]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As if Americans haven’t had enough bad news, there are now reports of a huge disaster in the making. Apparently President Donald Trump has started watching the documentary Tiger King on Netflix and has purchased seventeen tigers, which are currently roaming the White House.

“This is worse than when he watched that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie and ordered nunchucks from Amazon,” said one White House staffer who wished to remain anonymous.

Disaster: Trump's Been Binge-Watching Netflix And He Just Bought 17 Tigers

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Once you start growing that mullet.....

 

[Stevicus]

I don't know, the White House staffers seem pretty intimidated.

Perhaps, but not because of the tigers.